I used to walk into McDonalds and often times I wouldn’t be charged for my food. Why? Because I went there so frequently and brought so many friends, that they knew I was good for business. My favorite meal was the Fishwich, a mighty sandwich made with a bun, american cheese, a deep fried fish… Continue reading Going Raw

This is part of an ongoing series. If you haven’t read them already, read : How I became a Famous Pickup Artist Part 1 andHow I became a Famous Pickup Artist Part 2 I wrote out this entire post before, and then the computer crashed and I lost it all, so I haven’t felt like… Continue reading How I Became a Famous Pickup Artist : Part 3

I quickly fell asleep for my polynap and drifted off into dreamland. In my dream I was at a community college, waiting to speak to a counselor. I hadn’t put my name down on the list yet, so I was just mulling around the waiting room. I was feeling good because for some reason I… Continue reading Scariest Thing Ever

So… what’s the best way to get famous? Clearly, piggypacking of someone else’s career. I mean, look at how Benzino dissed Eminem to get in the spotlight a couple years ago. Kevin Federline has released an abortion of a song called “PopoZao”, which features idiotic choruses and a full twenty seconds of him actually rapping.… Continue reading Fed Up With Kevin Federline

Alright, rocketeers… this post is on a subject that’s near and dear to my heart. Whenever people hear about the polyphasic sleep schedule, they come up with reasons they couldn’t do it. I don’t know why… It’s really awesome and everyone should want to do it. By far the most common excuse is : “But… Continue reading “But I Love My Sleep!”

Terry and I went to Krunkaoke as usual, but things didn’t quite go quite right. I decided to change one of the verses to one of my own design. The plan is to slowly keep doing that until I’m just doing original songs and basically get to practice having a concert. Also exciting was Terry’s… Continue reading Krunkaoke Disaster

Good question. I don’t really have a great answer, though. Last night I had nearly finished Part 3 of the pickup artist story (keep in mind every article takes me 1-2 hours to write), and then my stupid computer crashed and I lost the whole thing. The other problem is that although I was kicking… Continue reading Hey Jerkface, Why Haven’t You Been Updating?

Hey guys… sorry about the lack of updates for a couple days. Believe it or not, I’m working on a cool little project that I want to write about. Honest. That’s my excuse. Anyway, a few days ago I saw a contest at gizmodo with a pretty sweet prize – a Lenovo (IBM) Thinkpad worth… Continue reading Gizmodo Lenovo Contest Entry

My friend Jonah decided that he was going to break off his long standing relationship with the more common bills and use two dollar bills as the primary fodder in his wallet. I thought it was ingenious. Here’s why: They’re uncommon. Everyone likes getting them. They’re remarkably convenient for most purchases. Even having up to… Continue reading I’ve Got My Pockets Jammed With Jeffersons (and other updates)