• The Art of Being Late

    This is going to be the first article in a brand new category called “Social Skills” added to my seemingly-random category list. This series is especially for you pick up people out there. In my time teaching, I always had a good feeling for who would be successful and who would not be, way before…

  • UT Tunnel Interview

    By now I’m sure that all of you have read the UT tunnel story. When the story surfaced, Mark e-mailed me because he is doing a documentary on the UT tunnels. He wanted to interview me, which I was happy to do. The interview finally happened today, and it was pretty cool. I basically just…

  • I Eat Raw Eggs!

    EDIT: I have no idea why this post is so popular. People love to read about it and flip out because I said that I am “basically a vegan” even though I used to eat raw fish every couple weeks back when I was a raw foodist. A few things to make clear: I really…

  • If You Just Ignore It, It Will Go Away

    Just a quick update here. At around 10am I figured I should put my old wheels on so that I can drive around today. I went out to the garage and started jacking up the car. Then I realized that the tire isn’t deflated anymore. Here’s a recap : 1. Tire goes totally flat a…

  • Update: The World is Out to Get Me

    Seriously. I may not have mentioned this before, but my life revolves around one thing. Tostadas. Whole foods makes them raw, and they are a flax seed cracker with fake beans, avocado, mixed greens, pico de gallo, and fake sour cream. I love these things with most of my heart. Since discovering them I get…

  • What the Hell Do You Want From Me?

    Happy Saturday, everyone. I’ve got a million important yet totally boring things I have to do today, so I’m going to skip writing a long article. However, I have a few that I’ve been working on for next week that should be pretty good. Right now I kinda write the blog on blind faith. I…

  • Raw Food Roundup

    Ok, I officially LOVE raw food. I started eating raw about five weeks ago, and have been 99% raw since (my trespasses? a tiny brownie, a few sprouted grain english muffins, and a stupid eggplant pizza). Let’s do the math on this baby : First I ate 100% of whatever I wanted. I loved fried…

  • Social Engineering : How to Infiltrate a Community

    Let’s say you just joined a new club, online community, or perhaps even a team. Some people like being the peon members of the group, which is very fortunate, because without those people, no group would be very good. But beyond the general masses is usually a smaller group of respected, and usually more priviledged…

  • Living with Courtney Love

    Normally I’d be very hesitant to write about a celebrity – especially one who trusted me with her personal life by moving in with my friends and I. But… this is Courtney Love, so anything’s fair game. Just kidding. Actually I don’t have a moral objection writing about her because I have basically only good…

  • Technical Difficulties

    My main computer broke. And I mean BROKE broke… like won’t turn on. Not like the last false alarm where I thought someone deleted my Funky Bowling ’99 high score. Anyway… working on getting another computer working and I’ll have a killer update for you later.