Author: Tynan

Where can you find me at 2pm on a Thursday? If you guessed by the pool being fed peeled grapes by the Swedish bikini team, you’ll be surprised to hear that you’re wrong. No, really. You’re wrong… At least this Thursday. Actually, my friend Hayden.. WAIT… this is an important but totally unrelated sidenote :…

I think it’s pretty obvious that out of the many olympic games, only one is the true king. I wouldn’t even mention it, since I’m sure we’re all in agreement here, but I’m feeling crazy, so let me put it out there : Curling. What a sweet sport. I’m not all that into sports usually…

I don’t really like writing short updates, but there are too many little things going on to write separate posts. First, I’ve designed some cool t-shirts, hats, and other items to facilitate displaying of BtyB pride. Even if you don’t have BtyB pride yet, the designs are cool enough that you’ll want to wear them…

One of the great things about being polyphasic is that my friends are on awful sleep schedules. Some of them stay up until 7am, others wake up at 7am, so at any given time there’s a good chance that I have awake friends. This morning at 7am Hayden calls and asks if I want to…

A few months ago a friend of mine moved to Vegas. He had a really sweet fish tank that he couldn’t take with him, so he gave it to me. I got really into it, of course. The only problem was that the fish kept dying. Here’s the graveyard : 1. The cutest little red…

I used to walk into McDonalds and often times I wouldn’t be charged for my food. Why? Because I went there so frequently and brought so many friends, that they knew I was good for business. My favorite meal was the Fishwich, a mighty sandwich made with a bun, american cheese, a deep fried fish…

This is part of an ongoing series. If you haven’t read them already, read : How I became a Famous Pickup Artist Part 1 andHow I became a Famous Pickup Artist Part 2 I wrote out this entire post before, and then the computer crashed and I lost it all, so I haven’t felt like…

I quickly fell asleep for my polynap and drifted off into dreamland. In my dream I was at a community college, waiting to speak to a counselor. I hadn’t put my name down on the list yet, so I was just mulling around the waiting room. I was feeling good because for some reason I…