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Hot Diggity, My Book Rocks!
I’m actually kind of hesitant to post this here, because I hate it when people build up a blog with quality stuff and then start whoring it out by promoting their products. I guess this does promote my book, but I’m writing it because I feel great! Here’s the story: A while back I decided…
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Get Yourself a Man, Girrrrrrrl!
Ladies? Yeah! Ladies! Yeah? Wanna roll in my Mercedes? Hell yeah! Then shake it! Shake it! Shake that healthy butt. Baby got back. Ahem. Ladies.. this one’s for you. Indirectly, it’s for me. Today we’re going to take a critical and mildly chauvinistic look at what makes a woman more attractive to a guy. I’m…
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Crime, Punishment, and Construction Equipment
This story is one of the first really interesting and bizarre things that happened to me. It’s a tale chock full of twists, crime, and deceit, guaranteed to satisfy even the most discriminating BtyB reader. It takes place when I was a sophomore in high school, before I had any clue whatsoever regarding women. Despite…
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The One Month Personal Development Challenge
Ok, so I was just writing about my goals and realized that I wasn’t doing nearly enough. So this is going to be my public challenge to myself to see how much I can improve my life in one month. That’s all there is to the challenge – no rules, no goals, and no excuses.…
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How am I doing on my Goals?
So back in January, I wrote out my 7 goals for the year. It’s been two months, so let’s see how I’m doing : 1. Become FULLY polyphasic I’m close on this one. Many days I go perfectly, sometimes if I have nothing to do I oversleep and then skip some naps during the day.…
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How I Became a Famous Pickup Artist : Part 4
This is part of a continuing series. Before reading this, read parts : 1, 2, and 3. In Texas we have deer like other states have squirrels. Yes, everything really is bigger in Texas. I had lived in Texas for 9 years or so, and had never once hit one. Most people have at least…
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A Slice of Humble Pie (Raw, of course)
For those who know me… well, even for people don’t, it will come as no surprise when I say that I’m not a very humble person. I’m awesome, I’m aware of it, and I have no qualms making others aware of it. I pride myself on being self sufficient, and am generally of the opinion…
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Why I’m Done with Mercedes Benz of Austin
A quick background – I love Mercedes cars. As a kid my dad had one for a few years (incidentally, he hated it) and I always liked riding it. When we went to the dealership I would be drawn in by the pro-Mercedes anti-BMW propaganda. When I bought my first car with my own money,…
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My Penguin!
adopt your own virtual pet! YES! Thanks to JOOOOOOODI
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Jumping the Freight Trains
Today’s story is dedicated to my good friend Austin. I moved from Boston to Austin my freshman year of high school and of course had no friends here. On the very first day I made friends with the people who remain my best friends to this day, and I consider that to be perhaps the…
