The writer of the article sounds like judge judy on her period...ugh! Complain, Nag, Nag, Complain, Complain.

You sound like youve had waaay too much tree bark and berries*. You need some sugar to sweeten up your tight arse! You should tie your arms behind your back and stick your face into a container of cookie dough flavored frozen yogurt.

Someone mentioned BALANCE. Go find some. Juice is good for you in small portions. Drink only a 6oz glass of orange juice. Two teaspoons of sugar is what i need to get down two cups of green tea. I dont like it with honey. Im not gonna take after you by bending over and forcing myself to drink it.

Do better babe! Ciao.