As you probably expected, I loved this post.
Especially the part about salads! Girls always order salads when they go on dates because they don't want to seem like they're some hearty, thick-ankled pig. But what they NEVER realise is that their "balsamic vinegrette" dressing is just sugary CRAP. Ooh it's clear! must be light and healthy! It doesn't even taste good.
I saw a commercial for the McDonalds "Asian Chicken Salad" the other day. These weird distorted cartoony women are all doing yoga, then get a craving for a wilty, untossed fast-food salad! So they all finish off their healthfest by ordering some Asian Chicken Salads. After some quick Google-ing, I discovered that the single serving packet of "asian" dressing had like 800 calories in it, and the entire rest of the salad had around 40.
What's the deal with everyone assuming asian food is healthy? Tons of girls I know seem to believe this weird myth. Is it because asian people are skinny? Asian people eat a ton of lean fish, THAT's why theyre all skinny! General tso's and seshwuan (sp?) beef is NOT HEALTHY. It's just grodie-ass meat thrown in a vat of gooey spicey syrupy shit.
EVERYONE GO EAT AN APPLE