I don't know if most people would want a stalker or not, but I have one and I think it's great. Technically she may be more of a secret admirer, but I don't have any proof that she admires me, and I do have proof that she's crafty enough to find my addresses. There's also been some speculation that she isn't actually a hot girl, but is someone playing a trick on me.
I walk into work and see a large envelope sitting on my desk. Hmm... I'm not expecting anything. I look at the to address.
Wait... last time I got an envelope... I glance at the from address. It's a smiley face.
Remember when I got a sticker in the mail? It's the same girl.
I tear open the envelope and look inside. There's a single piece of paper folded in half. I open it up.
My attention is immediately drawn to the middle. There's a topless photo of a rather attractive girl. The photo ends at her neck.
There's also text on the page, cut from magazines. It says "I'm at one with my duality".
What does that mean? I look it up and it's some sort of quote. I don't really get it or understand what it's supposed to mean. Out of all the phrases she could have chosen, why that one? Maybe she just likes it.
I bring the envelope into the room next door and we examine it. The two girls don't believe that it's the same girl. They think someone reading this site wrote a copycat letter.
I'm not sure. The handwriting looks the same, but one smiley face has a nose and the other doesn't. One is addressed to "Black Ty" and the other to "Black Tie".
I go back to my desk and think. Then I remember that the first envelope had perfume in it. I smell the other envelope - same perfume.
So anyway, secret admirer / stalker, thanks for making my life a little more interesting. If you somehow figure out my new address I will be seriously impressed or assume you're really one of my friends playing a prank on me.
Oh, and for those of you who aren't my stalker, here are some pictures :