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It didn’t occur to me until about a week ago that I am a mutant.

When genes duplicate, the overwhelming majority of them are copied with perfect fidelity, with only the occasional rogue gene mutating into something unexpected. Most of these mutations, called neutral mutations, have no real effect.

Once in a while, though, a gene mutates, and happens to produce a significant difference in its host, and that difference affects the host’s survivability.

I’ve been isolated lately. I wake up in the RV, start working, and take breaks only to go to the spa to shower, or to eat. Sometimes I read at night. I see my friends a couple times a week, but mostly I’m by myself. I have almost no interaction with strangers.

I used to go to a spa in the mall, but I switched to one across the street in a hotel, so I hadn’t been going to the mall. I found out that a Chipotle opened in the mall, though, so I went in for the first time in a while.

The mall is a bit of a magical place for me, because it’s this immersive experience of what life is like for most people. There’s offensively condescending advertising, trendy clothes, crappy food, and, most importantly, a lot of fairly normal people. As weird as it sounds, I feel like I’m at the zoo, observing another species.

Something about seeing the mall– this intense expression of everything I don’t participate in– and having been separated from it for so long, really made me think. I realized that I’m not a normal person who’s a little bit weird. I’m actually a weird person who’s a little bit normal. I’m a mutant.

Somewhere along the line, for some reason, I went astray of the path that most people follow. I mutated. The variance from the norm was small at first, but a trajectory away from a straight line will only bring you farther as you continue to drift. Now I’m way out there.

Lives are complex things that don’t neatly fit into categories, but if I try to get to the root of how I’m different, I’d say that somewhere along the line, I just decided to start doing whatever I wanted to do. That’s my mutation.

If genetic mutation is the building block of evolution, maybe social mutation is the building block of culture. Normal cells, and normal people, are absolutely necessary in the quantities they come in. But mutations are important, too; they’re the ones that push things forward.

Just another good reason to keep being weird.

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Posted from the side of the road a few hours outside of Portland. Funny road trip story:

I ran out of gas in the middle of the night, four miles before the gas station. I always run out of gas on road trips. I did the natural thing-hopped onto my folding gas-powered scooter that I store inside the RV, and blasted down the side of the freeway to the gas station. Bought a gas can, filled it up, and began to head back. I realized that my only option was to drive back on the same shoulder I came on, because the highway was divided and I wouldn’t be able to get across the ditch in the middle. Lots of confused drivers flashing their lights at me.


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Jan 27th, 2012 @ 2:56 pm

Well thankfully, i think the occidental society as a whole is shifting towards more weird.
In the past, the weird would be perceived as a threat, but now more and more weird act as role models instead.
They were shunned but now we look up to them.
Here’s to the crazy ones.

Jan 27th, 2012 @ 3:09 pm

I left the beaten track kind of a long time ago. I’m used to it but other people keep have “startle reactions.”


Kevin
Jan 27th, 2012 @ 3:57 pm

maybe consider AAA membership if you don’t already have it…costs ~50 bucks a year and saves you from hoofing it when you run out of gas…

Jan 27th, 2012 @ 5:30 pm

I’m with you. I’m an Educated East Coast Thirtysometing Quasi-Rural Mutant. I live in a very quiet town with a gas station, grocery store, Dunkin Donuts, two banks, public library, pizza joint, liquor store, and a few other retail establishments. I run a business from home and my college and high school friends are scattered across the US and live lives quite different from mine. I don’t “hang out with the guys”, party, or travel much (did all three when I was younger.) My life is my wife, kids, work, home, yard, and what I read or learn from documentaries. I go a day or two without driving anywhere and close to a week without leaving town. As I write this, I am wearing a 10-year-old pair of Carhartt pants, a flannel shirt that’s even older, and a $25 Casio watch. When I go a place like Target, two towns away, I feel like an Amish guy visiting the Big City. (Indeed, I am within three hours of three major cities and have been to neither in several years). But… I love the way it is. I am creating my own world and pretty much deal with who I want when I want. Because of the choices I’ve made I have more control over all aspects of my life than most crazed materialistic treadmill consumers out there.

Jan 27th, 2012 @ 7:27 pm

Mutations/deviations from the norm are a chief driver of evolution … to put a positive spin on it!


Jane Johnson
Jan 27th, 2012 @ 8:36 pm

Tylan, I would like to know where you dump your black tank? I have been reading your site for a while and finally had to ask. We only travel in our Rialta. We love it.

Jan 27th, 2012 @ 10:32 pm

Nope, definitely not a mutant…more like took one step off the regular trajectory and the butterfly effect veered you waay off course. Reminds us how fragile our carefully constructed norm of society is. The fringes of acceptable, believable, and doable are not that difficult to get to – only our carefully tunneled mental construction of the world prevents our passage there


Ben
Jan 27th, 2012 @ 10:35 pm

Nope, definitely not a mutant. More like took one step off the regular trajectory and the butterfly effect veered you waay off course. Reminds us how fragile our carefully constructed norm of society is. The fringes of acceptable, believable, and doable are not that difficult to get to – only our carefully tunneled mental construction of the world prevents our passage there

Jan 28th, 2012 @ 12:06 pm

If you are a mutant, are we seeing a cambrian explosion of diversity this generation? Or are we just more connected to other mutants?

Jan 28th, 2012 @ 1:33 pm

Being labelled normal is an insult in this day and age, normal is basically being a doomed sheep!

I already feel like normal people live in the Matrix, not the cool “anything the mind can conceive feels real” Matrix ..but the jelly covered body in the pod like organic battery side of it where they’re unaware that they are merely faceless/indistinct cogs in a huge machine going nowhere.

Normal people work jobs they hate to earn money to buy junk food to treat themselves and drink alcohol and take drugs to distract them from the reality of a mundane empty existence where they just consuming resources, in their sober moment they let their ego’s get them into debt buying things they can’t actually afford, merely treading water mentally saying they’ll do something interesting “one day”.. at best 20/30/40 years later if they’re lucky.

The normal masses eat junk, mainly carbs, processed junk with tons of pure sugar that makes them unhealthy when coupled with their car and (for the majority) desk bound lives, invariably ending up on medication for everything from diabetes to heart conditions and wait for others to “fix” them, not taking any responsibility for their actions or their own life.

Being in a minority is a bonus.. being a mutant is the goal… long live the mutants!

Jan 28th, 2012 @ 5:12 pm

Just carry an extra container of gas.


Alexis
Jan 28th, 2012 @ 10:47 pm

haha this post really hit home with me. I’ve never really been the guy who follows the norm or does all those shits. In fact when I was small I would always question my mom about why we did stuff just cause society says we had to. I have always been kind of oblivious to the other way, because i love my life too much to care about the others.

but once in a while, when i go to the mall, be it for a random movie or that random product i don’t want to ship, i see it. Everyone moving around to the beat of the same drummer. From store to store, looking for a piece of clothing to impress their friends. Or walking around trying to find the best deal on something they don’t need when in fact the best deal would be not buying it at all. Everyone just ends up seeing so robotic and superficial that at first yo believe you are better, as if you are one step above.

But after a while you look back and you understand that some of these people live their everyday lives just fine. they go day to day and enjoy the little moments in their life that stand out, even if they are not deliberate. They enjoy there once every 5 year vacation to europe and all that other cliche stuff you here about. But the truth is, as Tyler from RSD said, if you live in a First world country all your problems are man made and thus they are just living to day comfortably and happy in a somewhat complacent way.

Jan 29th, 2012 @ 12:05 am

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Jan 29th, 2012 @ 9:13 am

Nothing worst than the mall, gotta agree with you on that one!!

http://thecaptainpower.blogspot.com/2012/01/staying-home-is-disease.html


Niko Tesla
Jan 30th, 2012 @ 6:26 am

COOL! TYNAN.


PGV
Jan 30th, 2012 @ 9:34 am

what do you do at the spa? How often do you go?

Jan 31st, 2012 @ 11:15 am

I guess I might be mutant too. But I am not fortunate enough to be able to live my life exactly as I wish. The first goal is to make enough money to take care of close family and then I can totally be myself.

Feb 1st, 2012 @ 1:51 am

Something is up with the forum Tynan

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