dear asshole. you are a fucking douchebag, and i wish i had the words to state it more clearly. you were once my customer, and while i found you somewhat annoying, i had no idea what a complete waste of human flesh you were til i read the XLent article. read some philosophy. please, do anything. if you hold yourself in such high regard, please do something to justify it. and stop coming in to my shop for oatscreme, because the next time i see you is gonna be the first time i ever puked on shift. women are human beings and you're a fucking child. go fuck yourself.