I went over to Ty's old house a few days ago to help him clean stuff out. He is extremely sentimental and never wants to get rid of anything, so I just stopped asking and started throwing things out.


I was in the kitchen, going through drawers and cabinets, and I must say I've never seen anything like it. He owned an ice cream maker, a snowcone maker, two blenders, a deep fryer, a juicer, a steamer, a food processor, a big mixer and probably a lot of other small appliances I'm forgetting. And that doesn't include the blender, toaster, etc that he moved to his new place.


This is crazy and hilarious to me for one obvious reason: Tynan doesn't cook.


I make dinner and brunch on the weekends, or we eat at Casa de Luz or Whole Foods. The entire time I've known him I think he's made us pasta once. Other than that, I have only ever seen him make oatmeal or almond butter sandwiches. Did I mention he also owns a full set of cookware with his first and last name printed printed in lacy script on each pot? Compulsive online shopping isn't a laughing matter, kids...