Tynan! You are such a sweetpea!! Thank you for an awesome post...
Now to address a couple of things:
I love you SO much, but that hat is an atrocity. Remember when I met you and you tried to convince me that bacon was a healthy thing to eat? You hat is JUST LIKE BACON! You think it's a wonderful, dandy thing to have now, but someday you'll come to me and say, "wow, Evan. How could I have doubted your obviously superior knowledge of style and thought that ridiculous, spangled hat was hot?"
And I'll say, "I don't know, but you sure do look cute without it obscuring your face!" And then your mom will throw me a party.
Also, I don't care what you say. Ghosts are real. AND aliens AND God. If you argue with me you'll go to hell. The ghosts will take you there themselves.
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
You're the very best friend a girl could have!