1. I was cranky because you took me to Wal-Mart, the worst place on earth.
2. I would like to point out that Steve Irwin, aka the crocodile hunter died (http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/09/04/australia.irwin/index.html). He was stabbed through the chest by a sting ray. If I had been there I would have said "Wow Steve, chillin with sting rays seems like a really dangerous thing to do. Why don't you go spend some quality time with your awfully named children, Bob and Bindi Sue?" And I'm certain he would have replied, "Crikey Evan! I pull insane stunts like this all the time. Dangerous and temperamental creatures of the wild love me. So bugger off."
And look at what became of him!
So MAYBE you should listen to your old pal once in a while. K thx.