Hey, I always have little problems that get turned into something much larger and more embarassing than they should. It's comforting to know that these sort of things happen to cool people, too.
But I think if I were you when he asked why you would try to use your expired ID, my first response would've been "Because I can usually save more than 25 cents" but he probably wouldn't have liked that either...anyway, at least now it's behind you and you can laugh about it. Funny story.