Most people drink as a social lubricant. Also, UT in Austin proved binge drinkers live longer then non drinkers. Beer also builds bone density. If it wasn't for our dumb ass government forcing their morales on us, we would have more funding for research and know more about the positive effects of alcohol and pot.
Btw, good post. I definitely have respect for the straight edge kids. Personally, a good IPA taste to good to pass up.