I, personally, do not like to get drunk. I like to be in control of myself and to know what I'm doing and saying.
I was once at a party where 13-15 year olds were making out with everyone in the room and falling down. My boyfriend and I just sat there and watched. I had one bottle of 5% beer. 'Twas all I like to have. Sometimes, I'll feel crazy and have two.
And wine is gross. I find it tastes like ass and fart. Not knowing what ass and fart taste like, I can't really say why I give it that exact taste. But I do.
On my island where I live, the biggest thing people do with their lives is sit around expecting welfare and drinking. Sometimes, they'll lose their power because they spent their payment money on booze.
It's shameful.
I think the only kind of alcohol I have ever been able to stand is a bit of beer at a time and rum. Vodka burns my throat. And I only like rum in slushy margaritas.
I don't really have anything against people who love to drink. I just won't be around them when they're drunk. If it means shutting myself in a room for a few hours until they're gone, then I'll do it. I'm not comfortable around drunks at all.
