I think you should write a post about how in less than 2 weeks you dropped everything that you stood for (that sounds mean, but it's with love):
1. Raw Food or Die -> Bulk like Bruce Banner watching his Enron Shares
2. Will Never Have a Job -> "Dude, my boss is awesome!"
3. Polyphasic Eagle -> Hibernating Bear
Well, you've still got:
1. Being Gangsta
2. Wearin' Bling
3. Get Rich or Die Tryin'
4. Crazy Stunts (4 Life)
5. The Ladies (4 like until Prison Break comes on)