Wow. "mildly chauvinistic" was a total understatement. ;)
Ahem. You know what myself and most women find MOST attractive? Humility, something you definitely lack.
Guys like you become turnoffs when you open your mouths, whether the lady be a 10 or 4 alike.
I find it hard to believe that any self-respecting lady would even consider someone like you worthwhile. It's be charity in any case; She's have to feel pretty bad for you. :P