Man, this draws a nice picture of moral priorities.
I think (i'm 21 now) if i ever have kids, the first thing i'd worry about when my son/daughter sneaks out would NOT be that they might have sex. I would be glad for them if they did. Cautious nonetheless and obliging to fuck safely for fucks sake (literally). But there are so many other faaaar more legit reasons to worry or get mad when this happens ...
anyway Tynan, great stories you write, and an inspiring life you lead, may the stories be true or not, at least they inspire me a boost my confidence about living my life in a non-conformist way.