I don't believe it... no one can actually be that ignorant... buying penguins online? Maybe if the story went something like this: Me and my drunk frat brothers were having a party at the ÃŽ£ÃŽ"ÃŽËœ house and we though it would be a great idea to have a full blown pool inside our commons room for our annual wet t-shirt contest, and I said, "dude" and Ragin' Johnny said "bro" and...blah, blah, blah.