Oh! I can't believe you tried that! It was too dangerous to even think about, and yet, you did it, risking the lives of everyone in your city!
Eleven Potential hazards of an indoor pool:
1. The foundation could collapse, killing the orphans that live below you.
2. The pool could leak, flooding the children's Chemotherapy data tech center below you.
3. Shark Attack
4. cramps
5. Pirates
6. Carpool
7. Becoming stranded on a desert island in the pool.
8. Pirahnas
9. Water torture
10. Drowning
11. Pee
What you did with that pool should be illegal, based on it's incredible danger. However, there are some benefits:
Potential Benefits
1. Excellent fire retardant with easy access
2. Buffer against temperature change
3. Swimming builds muscle and is easy on the joints
4. Easy to load water pistols
5. Prevents hair clogs in the shower
6. Roof leaks no longer ruin floor
7. Soup is ready!
8. You can watch television from the pool!
9. Reduced risk of sunburn
10. Skinny dipping, baby!
Thank you.
Rob