I think what is so hilarious - is that when I first discovered that website I was so excited over the possibility that I could own my own penguin I had the exact same thoughts. Considering buying a 10 foot fish tank for my penguin. Thinking about how much money it could feasibly cost. Hoping to take him/her for walks around the neighborhood. Granted I never went as far as you - and that is certainly the funniest shit I have ever read. but, I feel your pain - just wanted to let you know! so sad that the website was a fake. Guess it's easy to believe anything when it involves a penguin becoming your best friend.