Let’s say you just joined a new club, online community, or perhaps even a team. Some people like being the peon members of the group, which is very fortunate, because without those people, no group would be very good. But beyond the general masses is usually a smaller group of respected, and usually more priviledged…

Normally I’d be very hesitant to write about a celebrity – especially one who trusted me with her personal life by moving in with my friends and I. But… this is Courtney Love, so anything’s fair game. Just kidding. Actually I don’t have a moral objection writing about her because I have basically only good…

My main computer broke. And I mean BROKE broke… like won’t turn on. Not like the last false alarm where I thought someone deleted my Funky Bowling ’99 high score. Anyway… working on getting another computer working and I’ll have a killer update for you later.

So yesterday I returned to UT Austin to talk to the Weird Science class about polyphasic sleep. I was initially going to have a cool powerpoint presentation and stuff like that, but I sorta forgot. In fact, I forgot to prepare what I was going to talk about at all. I used to be extremely…

I’m actually kind of hesitant to post this here, because I hate it when people build up a blog with quality stuff and then start whoring it out by promoting their products. I guess this does promote my book, but I’m writing it because I feel great! Here’s the story: A while back I decided…

Ladies? Yeah! Ladies! Yeah? Wanna roll in my Mercedes? Hell yeah! Then shake it! Shake it! Shake that healthy butt. Baby got back. Ahem. Ladies.. this one’s for you. Indirectly, it’s for me. Today we’re going to take a critical and mildly chauvinistic look at what makes a woman more attractive to a guy. I’m…

This story is one of the first really interesting and bizarre things that happened to me. It’s a tale chock full of twists, crime, and deceit, guaranteed to satisfy even the most discriminating BtyB reader. It takes place when I was a sophomore in high school, before I had any clue whatsoever regarding women. Despite…

Ok, so I was just writing about my goals and realized that I wasn’t doing nearly enough. So this is going to be my public challenge to myself to see how much I can improve my life in one month. That’s all there is to the challenge – no rules, no goals, and no excuses.…

So back in January, I wrote out my 7 goals for the year. It’s been two months, so let’s see how I’m doing : 1. Become FULLY polyphasic I’m close on this one. Many days I go perfectly, sometimes if I have nothing to do I oversleep and then skip some naps during the day.…

This is part of a continuing series. Before reading this, read parts : 1, 2, and 3. In Texas we have deer like other states have squirrels. Yes, everything really is bigger in Texas. I had lived in Texas for 9 years or so, and had never once hit one. Most people have at least…