Get Yourself a Man, Girrrrrrrl!

Ladies? Yeah! Ladies! Yeah? Wanna roll in my Mercedes? Hell yeah! Then shake it! Shake it! Shake that healthy butt. Baby got back. Ahem. Ladies.. this one’s for you. Indirectly, it’s for me. Today we’re going to take a critical and mildly chauvinistic look at what makes a woman more attractive to a guy. I’m… Continue reading Get Yourself a Man, Girrrrrrrl!

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How am I doing on my Goals?

So back in January, I wrote out my 7 goals for the year. It’s been two months, so let’s see how I’m doing : 1. Become FULLY polyphasic I’m close on this one. Many days I go perfectly, sometimes if I have nothing to do I oversleep and then skip some naps during the day.… Continue reading How am I doing on my Goals?

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My Penguin!

adopt your own virtual pet! YES! Thanks to JOOOOOOODI

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Jumping the Freight Trains

Today’s story is dedicated to my good friend Austin. I moved from Boston to Austin my freshman year of high school and of course had no friends here. On the very first day I made friends with the people who remain my best friends to this day, and I consider that to be perhaps the… Continue reading Jumping the Freight Trains

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Boston

I’m heading out to Boston for a few days, starting today. What does that mean to you? It means that I’ll probably be lazy with updates because I just had to buy the world’s smallest laptop. It’s extremely portable, of course, but is also nearly impossible to type long posts on. Nevertheless, I’m going to… Continue reading Boston

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