Ladies? Yeah! Ladies! Yeah? Wanna roll in my Mercedes? Hell yeah! Then shake it! Shake it! Shake that healthy butt. Baby got back. Ahem. Ladies.. this one’s for you. Indirectly, it’s for me. Today we’re going to take a critical and mildly chauvinistic look at what makes a woman more attractive to a guy. I’m… Continue reading Get Yourself a Man, Girrrrrrrl!
This story is one of the first really interesting and bizarre things that happened to me. It’s a tale chock full of twists, crime, and deceit, guaranteed to satisfy even the most discriminating BtyB reader. It takes place when I was a sophomore in high school, before I had any clue whatsoever regarding women. Despite… Continue reading Crime, Punishment, and Construction Equipment
Ok, so I was just writing about my goals and realized that I wasn’t doing nearly enough. So this is going to be my public challenge to myself to see how much I can improve my life in one month. That’s all there is to the challenge – no rules, no goals, and no excuses.… Continue reading The One Month Personal Development Challenge
So back in January, I wrote out my 7 goals for the year. It’s been two months, so let’s see how I’m doing : 1. Become FULLY polyphasic I’m close on this one. Many days I go perfectly, sometimes if I have nothing to do I oversleep and then skip some naps during the day.… Continue reading How am I doing on my Goals?
This is part of a continuing series. Before reading this, read parts : 1, 2, and 3. In Texas we have deer like other states have squirrels. Yes, everything really is bigger in Texas. I had lived in Texas for 9 years or so, and had never once hit one. Most people have at least… Continue reading How I Became a Famous Pickup Artist : Part 4
For those who know me… well, even for people don’t, it will come as no surprise when I say that I’m not a very humble person. I’m awesome, I’m aware of it, and I have no qualms making others aware of it. I pride myself on being self sufficient, and am generally of the opinion… Continue reading A Slice of Humble Pie (Raw, of course)
A quick background – I love Mercedes cars. As a kid my dad had one for a few years (incidentally, he hated it) and I always liked riding it. When we went to the dealership I would be drawn in by the pro-Mercedes anti-BMW propaganda. When I bought my first car with my own money,… Continue reading Why I’m Done with Mercedes Benz of Austin
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Today’s story is dedicated to my good friend Austin. I moved from Boston to Austin my freshman year of high school and of course had no friends here. On the very first day I made friends with the people who remain my best friends to this day, and I consider that to be perhaps the… Continue reading Jumping the Freight Trains
I’m heading out to Boston for a few days, starting today. What does that mean to you? It means that I’ll probably be lazy with updates because I just had to buy the world’s smallest laptop. It’s extremely portable, of course, but is also nearly impossible to type long posts on. Nevertheless, I’m going to… Continue reading Boston