• I’m Moving

    I’m Moving

    I’ve been trying to post for a few days, but my site hasn’t been working. Luckily the computer gnomes magically fixed it tonight. Anyway, one of the reasons that I’ve been so busy lately is because I am moving! I’ve been wanting to post about this for a while, but I’ve been waiting to make…

  • Roller Coaster

    As I mentioned previously, my gas got turned off. I’m moving soon, so I’ve been getting my house ready to be sold. Part of that includes turning on the gas again so that the inspector can make sure everything’s fine. At noon a knock lands upon my door. I open it and see a towering…

  • Tynan’s Angels

    Ok, guys. I have a good one for you. I should be sleeping right now, but I was hanging out with one of the Angels until 5am, and then for some reason I went back to work after that. Now it’s 8am and I can’t fall asleep. So, who are Tynan’s Angels? A fine question,…

  • How To Do Everything Right

    I actually found this on boingboing.net. I shouldn’t even post their name since they’re one of the few big aggregating sites that has never run one of my articles. But hey, when they’ve got a good article, they’ve got a good article. They posted This MP3 about how to always do the right thing. It’s…

  • Ice Cold

    Wow. Is this three posts in three days? It’s like the good old days. Remember those? So, today I wake up and go through my normal routine. Read e-mails, listen to voicemails, eat some breakfast, say hi to my beautiful fishies, etc. Time for the shower. I turn the water to hot and weigh myself…

  • The Taxman

    I walk down to my stupid community mailbox to check my mail. The idiocy of these types of mailboxes strikes me, as it has every other time I’ve checked my mail. Bills. Magazines. Junk Mail. A package slip! I couldn’t remember what I ordered, but that happens a lot. I start driving towards the post…

  • The Ladies’ Room

    Ok, serious question here: what would happen if I started habitually using the ladies’ room? I’m sitting at JFK airport right now, and I just went to the men’s bathroom. It’s filthy. I mean filthy filthy. Some of the displays of filth are so bad that I can only assume people have never used toilets…

  • Mystery’s Song

    I’m on my way to Maine this afternoon, which means I’ve been too busy packing and stuff to write a good post. Oh well – happens to the best of them. A few people have recently asked about the song I made for Mystery, so I thought I’d post it so that people can rock…

  • 8 Health Foods That Are Bad For You

    Yesteday Todd and I were choosing a place to go to lunch. I normally go to Whole Foods because they have healthy delicious food, unlike almost everywhere else. However, we wanted to try somewhere new. How about Veggie Heaven? I’d never been there before, despite living across the street from it for two years. I…

  • Mexico

    Mexico

    As I may have mentioned before, I am a huge fan of cruises. Although I haven’t gone on one yet this year, I usually go on at least one or two every year. Where the cruise actually goes is wholly unimportant to me. Half the time I sleep through the stops anyway, and just stay…