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Sad
Since Krunkaoke got shut down, I go to Rain every Wednesday. It’s a gay club that does Karaoke on Wednesday nights. They have a good selection of songs, a cool light up stage, and a laid back attitude towards me including “nigga” in all of my songs. The downside is that I get hit on…
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Cell Phone Etiquette
I’ve been wanting to write this one for a while. It’s some practical advice on how to use a cell phone without causing me to want to kill you. Try it at home… Don’t Answer it – It is almost always wrong / rude / punishable by death to answer a cell phone in front…
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Are You From Japan?
My friend Todd and I were waiting in the office to go to a movie. It was 8:00 and the movie started at 8:45. He showed me some weird video of a guy dancing in a lot of different countries. “Doesn’t this just make you want to travel?” He asked. It did. Within a few…
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The T Zone
I probably mentioned my previous employ at Papa John’s earlier. It’s the only real job I’ve had other than my current one at Smiley Media. If you’re anything like me (is anyone?), then you might assume there’s no room for life changing innovation at a major pizza chain. However, you’d be wrong. When we were…
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Night Swinging
When I was younger, I loved playing on swings. My best friend Ryan and I would spend all of recess on the swings, making up new tricks and seeing who could jump further. Eventually it got to the point where ankles were being sprained and we had both perfected the backflip off the swing. Now,…
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Living Downtown is Sweet
So, as I mentioned before, I’m have moved downtown. I was looking forward to moving, but didn’t really know what to expect. I’ve been here now for almost a month so I’m officially qualified to write about it. Let’s cut to the chase: living downtown is sweet. The best part, that I hadn’t fully considered,…
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The Awesome Card
I’m sick of being treated like an idiot. Last weekend I rented a boat with some friends, and we were forced to sit through a 15 minute talk about boat safety. It was boring and slightly condescending, but tolerable. After the talk I asked if I’d have to listen to it again if I rented…
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My Stalker Is Awesome
I don’t know if most people would want a stalker or not, but I have one and I think it’s great. Technically she may be more of a secret admirer, but I don’t have any proof that she admires me, and I do have proof that she’s crafty enough to find my addresses. There’s also…
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Interview at Bipolar Nation
I’ve got a lot of good stories coming up, just not much time and no good internet connection (on purpose). For now, you can read my recent interview at Bipolar Nation. I have another interview coming up at Sole Goal. In other news, my stalker wrote me another letter. I’ll scan it and write about…
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Three Dollars
It’s 6am and a couple friends and I walk out of my building to get some food. Katz’ deli gives half price food to pedicab drivers like my friend Aaron, and I can’t turn down a deal. As we walk across the street we see a shady looking fellow walking near where we’re parked. Hopefully…
