• Meeting Mel Gibson

    I know that you think your other blogs love you like I do, but seriously – who brings you stories like this besides me? Evan and I were hanging out at my place last night. The neighbors were having a party, as they often do, and we could hear it in my room. For some…

  • Six Books that will Change Your Life

    Six Books that will Change Your Life

    I enjoy reading but I it’s difficult to find really great books to read. Here are six non-fiction books that have had a big impact on my life. You should definitely buy them, read them, and have your life changed too. Don’t worry if they don’t address issues that you care about – simply reading…

  • Sad

    Since Krunkaoke got shut down, I go to Rain every Wednesday. It’s a gay club that does Karaoke on Wednesday nights. They have a good selection of songs, a cool light up stage, and a laid back attitude towards me including “nigga” in all of my songs. The downside is that I get hit on…

  • Cell Phone Etiquette

    I’ve been wanting to write this one for a while. It’s some practical advice on how to use a cell phone without causing me to want to kill you. Try it at home… Don’t Answer it – It is almost always wrong / rude / punishable by death to answer a cell phone in front…

  • Are You From Japan?

    My friend Todd and I were waiting in the office to go to a movie. It was 8:00 and the movie started at 8:45. He showed me some weird video of a guy dancing in a lot of different countries. “Doesn’t this just make you want to travel?” He asked. It did. Within a few…

  • The T Zone

    I probably mentioned my previous employ at Papa John’s earlier. It’s the only real job I’ve had other than my current one at Smiley Media. If you’re anything like me (is anyone?), then you might assume there’s no room for life changing innovation at a major pizza chain. However, you’d be wrong. When we were…

  • Night Swinging

    Night Swinging

    When I was younger, I loved playing on swings. My best friend Ryan and I would spend all of recess on the swings, making up new tricks and seeing who could jump further. Eventually it got to the point where ankles were being sprained and we had both perfected the backflip off the swing. Now,…

  • Living Downtown is Sweet

    So, as I mentioned before, I’m have moved downtown. I was looking forward to moving, but didn’t really know what to expect. I’ve been here now for almost a month so I’m officially qualified to write about it. Let’s cut to the chase: living downtown is sweet. The best part, that I hadn’t fully considered,…

  • The Awesome Card

    I’m sick of being treated like an idiot. Last weekend I rented a boat with some friends, and we were forced to sit through a 15 minute talk about boat safety. It was boring and slightly condescending, but tolerable. After the talk I asked if I’d have to listen to it again if I rented…

  • My Stalker Is Awesome

    My Stalker Is Awesome

    I don’t know if most people would want a stalker or not, but I have one and I think it’s great. Technically she may be more of a secret admirer, but I don’t have any proof that she admires me, and I do have proof that she’s crafty enough to find my addresses. There’s also…