Japan is Better than the US

Instead of writing a million more posts about Japan, I’m going to finish it off here so that I can start writing other things. When you boil all of my experiences in Japan down, you’re left with one common theme – Japan is way better than the US.

In America we’re all so proud that we’re such a tolerant society. We tolerate each other’s differences because that tolerance is passed on to us and we get to do whatever we want.

Japan is different. More than tolerance, they have an overwhelming underlying respect for everyone and everything. It’s almost crazy. The best example is the subways. In the subways there are advertisements hanging from the ceiling of every subway car. They aren’t plastic, tyvek, or even laminated paper. They’re just paper like a poster.

Any one of the thousands of train riders each day could easily rip the ad, crinkle the paper, or pull it down. It would take a trivial amount of effort, and there are no authorities in the subway. Yet no one does. Ever. It’s the craziest thing I’d ever seen. In New York these ads would last for about 4 seconds before they were torn down.

In Japan there is no tipping anywhere, and tax is always included. Did you order something that cost 1000 yen? Then you pay 1000 yen and leave. It’s that easy. We went to only one restaurant that had tipping and it was 10% that was added automatically. That might have been an outrage if we didn’t have a chef cooking at our table for the entire meal.

Think the service suffered? Nope! The service is WAY better than any service I’ve had in the US because they’re helpful and genuinely care if you’re having a good dining experience or not. They’re not putting a fake smile on their faces while they tolerate you like our waiters. Even better, there are little buttons at the tables sometimes which summon a waiter. Once we pressed it and we had a waiter at our table in 10 seconds, with another coming 10 seconds later to see if he could help. Amazing.

Even the police in Japan are better. Since there is basically NO CRIME, they don’t have a lot of crimefighting to do. Japan is so safe that people leave their bikes everywhere unlocked with their belongings in the baskets. People don’t even litter – who is going to take a bike? I would feel totally safe leaving my laptop on the sidewalk for an hour while I walked somewhere. It would be there when I got back.

The last day we were there, Todd and I wanted to make sure that we knew where the Narita Express train was to the airport so that we could go check out the Imperial Palace and then go straight to the train. We asked the police where the train was and they showed us. We then left the station to check out the palace.

A block later a policeman stopped us. He had been following us and trying to catch up. What was the offense? None – he just wanted to make sure that we knew where the train was. That would NEVER happen in the US. Even though we were ugly Americans he still had the respect to come help us when he thought we needed it.

Remember my post about cell phone etiquette? Everyone in Japan already does all that. Other than our when our guide, a beautiful girl dressed in a traditional Japanese kimono who walked around with us all day for free, was trying to find out from her friends which restaurant was best, I don’t think we ever saw anyone talking on their phones in public. It just doesn’t happen.

Everyone in Japan is skinny and healthy looking. Their food isn’t particularly healthy, but the portions are small and everyone walks miles each day to and from train stations. As soon as we got back to the US we were amazed at how fat and obnoxious everyone was. Now I finally understand why people don’t like Americans.

The subway system, by the way, is totally amazing. It’s a hodgepodge of several privately owned rail lines that criss cross to cover the entire country. I’m pretty sure that you can get within walking distance of anything in a remotely metropolitan area for a few dollars from anywhere by train. Even though they’re owned by different companies, it’s seamless. Each station has the same features and lets you transfer painlessly. It’s not fair to compare this to the US since we’re a lot bigger, but it’s still amazing.

Oh, and for one last reason why Japan is amazing, check out this video:


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26 responses to “Japan is Better than the US”

  1. JC Avatar
    JC

    That was amazing to read. I have alot of questions to ask my Japanese friend. Btw Tynan, Hong Kong is another city to visit if you like Asian cities, its my birthplace. I don’t think its as safe (laptop WILL get stolen) or as service friendly as Japan, but definately its a place to check out with the most skyscraper count in the world, and the most millionares per square mile anywhere in the world (both unverified, but Hong Kong is pretty cool)

  2. David Avatar
    David

    What was that panda thing you were riding? Mechanical? Human powered… you forgot to explain.

  3. Asian Playboy Avatar
    Asian Playboy

    I can see it know, Tynan’s new TV show…

    PIMP MY PANDA!

  4. Ebony Avatar
    Ebony

    JC: New York begs to differ.
    David: He didn’t forget to explain. It was a Daily Show style moment of “Zen”, perfectly executed.
    Tynan: I heard those good things about Japan too (mostly from Dave Barry who wrote a very funny book about his trip there), however I heard from friends that in downtown Tokyo people are not very curteous as they are all in a mad rush to get anywhere but where they currently are.

  5. Mo Avatar
    Mo

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  6. Hawt Avatar
    Hawt

    Alright I have tried to post this two times already, both times I got errors so now I’m in IE. Anyways, next time I would check out http://www.couchsurfing.com/ they have a sweet user vouching system that is probably a lot safer than craigslist.

  7. Kelsey Avatar
    Kelsey

    that panda thing is the best thing ive seen in a while!! besides that rockin cat shirt you got me. Oh! What a feeling ther!

  8. Ebony Avatar
    Ebony

    That song in the background is strangely growing on me. What is it? I have to know now!

  9. Isarian Avatar
    Isarian

    Japan totally wins. Hardcore. ^_^

    As an avid anime fan, I have to ask – did you get any pictures of the Tokyo Tower? Almost every anime that takes place in Japan involves the Tokyo tower, often getting destroyed in some way/shape/form. I’d be highly amused if you had one 😀

  10. Alfred Avatar
    Alfred

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    About this post, sorry, I don’t have much to comment, because I live in Brazil, so I don’t know how is to live in US against Japan.

    Regards.

  11. Evan Avatar
    Evan

    i like my lucky cat a lot, but i think i would have liked one of those pandas even more. get me one next time?

  12. Writer Avatar
    Writer

    Dude! It’s great to hear you had a great time in Japan but…

    a) The smiles are fake.
    b) I’ve had my bike stolen, twice.

    other than that I agree whole heartedly! I love it here!

  13. Streetwise keeb Avatar
    Streetwise keeb

    Lol Ive always wanted to go to Japan. It just seems like an intresting culture and worldview. That and Ive only been out of the state once to go to Las Vegas >.>

    Glad you had such a good time. Did you sarge?

  14. Natarii-chan Avatar
    Natarii-chan

    Anyone who hates Japan or has this strange idea that the US is actually better, has gone mad!

    I mean, Japan has everything you could ever ask for. Culture + Food + Respect + Clothing + Technology + Cars + Anime/Manga = AMAZING-NESS!!!

    And there is so much more I could say about that wonderful country AND the people who live there!!!
    The US fails miserably in comparison to Japan.

  15. Bamboochiken Avatar
    Bamboochiken

    Ty, You ought to write a piece on Taiwan’s awesomeness, or on your adventures as Macaulay Culkin.

  16. Creed Avatar
    Creed

    My opinion: do not mistaken between Tourism and Immigration!
    It is maybe time to wake up. You saw in Japan only what you expected and wanted to see/find. You are still far from the reality. Japanese have no idea about the respect ’cause the meanings of the word differ from society to another. Smile is a shape inside Japan, a communicator in other countries. Technology: You would find more usefulness in Europe. Food: if it is so good why selling supplement junky food. Anime-manga? No wonder why people love Japan only for its marginal sides. I always feel unpleasant when someone associates Manga with Culture. Well, in culture we could read Cult and ure, could we?

    1. Jamie Terrill Avatar
      Jamie Terrill

      Still better than America though.

  17. sarah Avatar
    sarah

    true true now that i think of it whats so great about america? america has stupid iventions nobody cares about like some dumb car i heard about while over at japan they have robots with voices that sound almost human called vocaloids and robot toy baby seals U.S. has some lame tv with poorly drawn people like johnny test while japan is enjoying there anime like fruits basket

    1. Jamie Terrill Avatar
      Jamie Terrill

      Damn straight

  18. Daniel Avatar
    Daniel

    I thought thier houses look amazing how peaceful it would be to live there.

  19. Khalil Avatar
    Khalil

    One more to thing to mention is that the music is better in Japan than America nowadays! J-pop(Japanese pop) has better artists and sound better than fake, brainwashing Justin Beiber and most current musicians. There’s even J-Rock,J-Rap, video game soundtracks, and anime soundtracks. All of which sound better than most American music. But yes sometimes I wish I can just get up and move to Japan AKA paradise!

  20. GG Avatar
    GG

    america comes up with stupid inventions, NASA spent a heap trying to make a pen that works in outer space when everyone else used a pencill

  21. O530PT2014 Avatar
    O530PT2014

    Japan might be better than U.S. But the high suicide rates, the unbalanced foods, the ridiculous immigration unacceptance, and the poor TV quality (http://downloads.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/international-research-data.pdf), despite the great anime and manga, took me away from considering the Japan (in my point of view) one of the balanced countries: Is more balanced than United States, but is less compared, for example, to Australia. In fact the Down Under (aka Australia) has less criminal rates, better TV quality, better climate, more respect to nature (they don’t fish whales) and more immigration acceptance.

    1. Jamie Terrill Avatar
      Jamie Terrill

      Still better than America though.

  22. John Avatar
    John

    Are you joking me? Japan is one of the most Xenophobic countries. I am living in Tokyo now. They are almost at the same level as South Korea.

    1. Jamie Terrill Avatar
      Jamie Terrill

      And yet they still don’t actively commit hate crimes. Let’s not forget how Japanese toys, electronics and automobiles are better than their American equivalents or the fact that Japanese nationalists are often arrested. I don’t really care how better you Americans think you are, I don’t care how horrible japan was during WWII and I don’t care much you think you “made japan the country it is today”, so long as I refuse to admit America is better japan is still the better country. Until then, I refuse to buy any electronics or automobiles that aren’t JAPANESE in origin because American made things just break.

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