To my left is Barry Schulman, the owner of CardPlayer magazine, and a professional poker player. At the next table over is Jennifer Harman, considered to be one of the very best limit hold'em players in the world. As the dealer starts flinging the cards around our table, Jennifer stands up. She's just been busted out of the same tournament I'm playing.
I look down at my cards and see pocket queens, the third best hand you can be dealt. I've been waiting for a hand like this for hours.
Amid a field of 675 poker players, the majority of them professionals, and a handful of them famous, only 100 players remain. Improbably, I'm one of them. Luck has a giant part to play in this, of course. If not, I would have been busted out long before Jennifer Harman was. But at the same time, playing for twelve hours with some of the best poker players on earth has given me a lot of confidence. They're better than me, but I've held my own. I'm good enough, at least, to not be totally run over.
I've wanted a test like this for a long time, but normally these players are playing at tables where individual pots can be thousands of dollars. That's way more risk than I could take on just to see how I play against pros. But right now I'm in the $1500 Limit Hold'Em World Series event. The prizes and prestige associated with placing well are significant, but $1500 is cheap enough that I could justify paying it for the experience.
Then again, I probably wouldn't have entered if I had known just how good everyone was. I figured that the low buy-in would attract mediocre players. It may have attracted a handful of them, but mostly it's just pros trying to win a World Series bracelet. And me.
It's the second day and my stack is down to around $13,000. I've been playing conservatively, looking for a hand like this to take a stand, play aggressively, and try to double up. The top 63 places get paid, and doubling up would make me enough money that I'll probably make it there.
Everyone folds to the button. Being the last position before the blinds, a raise is almost required there no matter what cards he has. The blinds are now $600 and $1200, and a raise can often steal them. As expected, the button raises.
Small blind folds. I reraise. He calls-- it's just the two of us.
The flop comes JJ7. That's a great flop for me-- unless has a jack or two sevens, I'm WAY ahead. If he had KK or AA he would have reraised me before the flop. I bet and he calls.
The turn comes an eight. Unless he has two eights, seven-eight, or nine-ten, it can't help him. I bet. He raises.
His raise is telling me that he has one of those hands. Maybe he's trying to bluff me because we both know that if I complete this hand, all of my money is going into it. But more likely, he has the hand he's representing.
Despite this, I have to raise. There are still four cards that give me the best hand (the two remaining jacks and queens), or he may be holding something weird like ace-eight. He calls my raise, and we flip over our cards. He indeed has the miraculous ten-nine, and has made a straight. The last card is a deuce, which leaves him the winner and knocks me out of the tournament.
It stings to lose the tournament so close to the money, but knowing that I did way better than could have ever been expected against these pros makes the pill a little easier to swallow.
Even if there was no prize money, I would still have been glad to pay the $1500. It gave me the unbelievable experience of playing in a professional-level game for twelve hours, winning and losing hands against the people you see on ESPN, and made me more confident in my game. In fact, I immediately started playing a higher limit game after the tournament, and did quite well.
Photo was taken by Christophe. It's the only one he got where I don't look scared for my life.
It's hard to write a poker article that non poker players will understand/enjoy. The short version is that I had a great hand and was a huge favorite to double up and win enough money to coast to the level where players make money. A guy played correctly, got lucky, and beat me.
TL::DR I spent $1500 to play in a public poker tourney for the privilege of sitting near some D-List "celebrities".
WOW THEN YOU LET HIM KNOW WHAT YOU HAD AND HE MADE YOU THINK HE HAD SOMETHING ELSE BY BETTING LIKE YOU EXPECTED HIM TO BET
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Woulda been sweet to cash in your first ever WSOP event. Getting down to under 100 is a good run though, especially first time out. Well done sir, well done.
Saw my wife's comment on your post so guess I should sign off as Matt "the poker husband".
Cheers from the Circus Circus RV Park... (the dogs needed the A/C)
Great post! I've been steadily getting better at Hold 'em over the last 6 months or so, heading to Vegas for unrelated reasons in a few weeks, but definitely looking forward to playing with some actual cardplayers. Any tips on where a newbie can play some low-limit and not get absolutely roasted?
i've just been getting into poker, and i was happy to see i could follow this post and see the logic of it, and i also was happy to see you get nerves too! i find playing intimidating, but the intellectual aspect fun.
First, the results. Since the World Series of Poker last year, I've played 174 hours of poker. I play limit hold'em, with almost all of my play at the $10/20 or $15/30 level. In that time I've made $7594, which is $43.70 per hour.
I say that I'm a semi-professional, because obviously 5 hours of "work" per week isn't really playing at a professional level. Statistically speaking, it's also somewhat possible that I've just gotten lucky over this time. Considering my level of understanding of the game, including knowing what I don't know, honest evaluation of the competition, and a general comfort level with the game, I can objectively say that I don't think luck plays a large part in my results.
Anyway, I say all that to let you judge for yourself my playing level, rather than having to take my word for it. Real professionals might disagree with some of my advice, but I'm offering it because I think that it's difficult to find the correct path towards becoming a winning poker player, and I've now discovered one such path.
To get this bounty, all you have to do is send me photo or video evidence of having played this game, as well as a one paragraph description of yourself and/or your experience.
I will mail $50, cash or check, to anyone who submits photo or video evidence proving that they played this game before I get around to playing it myself.
Here are the rules of Wyoming Hold'em, which I made up last week:
In Texas Hold'em there would be a final round of betting, but here no more betting needs occur since everyone can see all of the cards. Hopefully everyone wrote down their hand at the beginning, since now it's impossible to tell who shot which card. Distribute the spoils, then repeat.