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Tynan Goes to School

Where can you find me at 2pm on a Thursday? If you guessed by the pool being fed peeled grapes by the Swedish bikini team, you'll be surprised to hear that you're wrong.

No, really. You're wrong... At least this Thursday.

Actually, my friend Hayden.. WAIT... this is an important but totally unrelated sidenote :

Not sleeping = negative next day; hard time sleeping = no correlation


Counterintuitive but true —

Do you know that feeling where you can't fall asleep and it's really aggravating?

I've found that has zero correlation with next-day's success.

Laying down in bed, unable to sleep for whatever reason — this means I've already decided, ok, I'm done for the day. The inability to fall asleep, imperative as it seems at the time, is totally irrelevant and doesn't matter. Apparently lying there in bed is good enough for resting/recharging; the next goes well.

The flipside is that going to bed later than my scheduled times correlates really well with the next day going more poorly than normal.

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