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An Act of Kindness

Today I came home from having dinner with my parents and I picked up my mail. I hadn't checked it in a while, so there was a buildup of flyers, bills, and solicitations. Nothing too interesting. As I came to the bottom of the stack I saw a hand written envelope.

It wasn't written to me, though. It was addressed to the former resident.

I flipped it in my hands for a half a second and decided to open it. I thought to myself that it was my duty to check it. Maybe it was important. Really, I'm just too curious for my own good.

A Serious Conversation with my Sister

[00:53] wornroc: we're going to see another tribe called the Kuna Indians
[00:53] wornroc: they slaughter people if they sneeze!
[00:54] kelsey: WHA
[00:54] kelsey: T
[00:54] wornroc: because it's against their religion
[00:54] kelsey: WHAT
[00:54] kelsey: OOH MY GODDDD
[00:54] kelsey: i REALLY hope that you're not allergic to anything there
[00:54] wornroc: I doubt I am
[00:54] wornroc: a dozen tourists get killed every year
[00:54] kelsey: what happens if a visitor sneezes
[00:54] kelsey: SHUT UP
[00:54] kelsey: are you lying????????
[00:54] wornroc: but they're on private property like the indian reservations
[00:54] wornroc: so the government doesn't do anything
[00:54] kelsey: tynan stop lying to me
[00:55] wornroc: look it up
[00:55] kelsey: you're serious?!!!!!!!!!!??
[00:55] wornroc: yes
[00:55] kelsey: DONT GO
[00:55] wornroc: It will be fine
[00:55] wornroc: I haven't sneezed once since getting here
[00:55] wornroc: and they'd have to catch me
[00:55] wornroc: if I have to sneeze I'll just start running
[00:55] kelsey: man what happens if someone is sick
[00:56] kelsey: that sucks
[00:56] wornroc: I'm just kidding
[00:56] wornroc: hahahahaa
[00:56] kelsey: GOD DAMNIT TY
[00:56] kelsey: i'm on wiki right now