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Gangsta Picture of the Day

This is from last Thursday when I was at the Motorola XE Launch party at Tao in the Venetian in Vegas. That seems like more description than necessary. I thought that I knew how to work the club scene until I met this guy David who works at google. There was a huge mob of people waiting to get into the club, but David seemed to know everyone and managed to get us in immediately. The only person who cut us was Ice Cube. Lil Jon and Nicky Hilton were there too, but I didn't see them.

A Serious Conversation with my Sister

[00:53] wornroc: we're going to see another tribe called the Kuna Indians
[00:53] wornroc: they slaughter people if they sneeze!
[00:54] kelsey: WHA
[00:54] kelsey: T
[00:54] wornroc: because it's against their religion
[00:54] kelsey: WHAT
[00:54] kelsey: OOH MY GODDDD
[00:54] kelsey: i REALLY hope that you're not allergic to anything there
[00:54] wornroc: I doubt I am
[00:54] wornroc: a dozen tourists get killed every year
[00:54] kelsey: what happens if a visitor sneezes
[00:54] kelsey: SHUT UP
[00:54] kelsey: are you lying????????
[00:54] wornroc: but they're on private property like the indian reservations
[00:54] wornroc: so the government doesn't do anything
[00:54] kelsey: tynan stop lying to me
[00:55] wornroc: look it up
[00:55] kelsey: you're serious?!!!!!!!!!!??
[00:55] wornroc: yes
[00:55] kelsey: DONT GO
[00:55] wornroc: It will be fine
[00:55] wornroc: I haven't sneezed once since getting here
[00:55] wornroc: and they'd have to catch me
[00:55] wornroc: if I have to sneeze I'll just start running
[00:55] kelsey: man what happens if someone is sick
[00:56] kelsey: that sucks
[00:56] wornroc: I'm just kidding
[00:56] wornroc: hahahahaa
[00:56] kelsey: GOD DAMNIT TY
[00:56] kelsey: i'm on wiki right now