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How I Became a Professional Gambler

I had never gambled before and knew nothing about it, but I'd gotten too many e-mails like it. I was at my parents house for winter break during my first year at UT, and I was bored.

"Free $50 just for downloading our casino!"

Hmm. That doesn't seem very risky. I might as well download to see what it's all about.

Handling Things

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Yesterday while buying a handle of vodka, the vodka bottle pierced through the thin plastic bag.

I looked at the shop owner like ...the bag broke.

He looked back and condescendingly replied "oh yeah the bag broke? So it was the bags fault"

I hesitently nodded.

"Take another bottle and have a good night"

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