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Why Taryn is Better Than Your Girlfriend

I want to make something clear. Crystal clear. I am in no way obligated to write this post, and it's not being written under duress. And also Taryn totally didn't hold a knife against my throat today. Or any other day. That never happened. With that in mind, I present to you the top 5 reasons Taryn is better than your girlfriend.

Number 5 - She cleaned my kitchen! I thought that this was impossible. I'd made two solid attempts, and while I did chip away at the skyscrapers of pots and pans, more took their places later. In about an hour or so, she totally cleaned it and it now looks fantastic.

Number 4- She did a crapload of laundry (dammit! I forgot to hang up that last load - I TOLD YOU!). Now for those of you who know me in real life, you can stop wondering why I keep wearing the same shirt every other day. For those of you who know me REALLY well in real life, you can stop wondering why I'm wearing the same underwear every day.

An Ode to (poor) Nail Polish

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If someone asked me to show me my hand, I would flash them my left hand. It's where I put on my nail polish.

What's in a girl's nail polish..? It's what I too think. Going by the same argument, I didn't paint my nails.Until today.

This time I went shopping I bought an unbranded nail polish. It attracted me too much that I couldn't resist buying it. So what was the compelling reason, you ask? Color.

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