If anyone asks, you haven't had your final surgery yet.. So you're technically still required to use the womens bathroom..

I'll often see women in the men's room at crowded places and, funny enough, the guys never seem to have a problem with it. Turnabout is is fair play.

I've done it before by accident. Especially in clubs or other countries that have cheesy names in place of "Men" and "Women".

Most of the time they just look at you and expect you to turn around but I just head into my stall. Sometimes they call after me and say "This is the ladies room" but I just reply with "I know."

It's not something I do purposely but when it happens I just act normal about it and I haven't been pepper sprayed or tased yet.

There have been times I've been put in the same sitch (sic). Just don't make it a big deal, and most chicks won't care.

If you start getting looks, though (mostly happens with older lady-types), then the key to not looking like an asshole is this: keep a straight face. No matter how funny their reaction might be, you'll only look like a jerk idiot if you make a joke out of it.

Oh, and don't listen to Vince--I hear he’s a real pansy.

Chicks in clubs often go to the man bathrooms, even forming lines like its theyr right to go to man's bathrooms. Ehj try the opposite and they yell and nag, thats not right. Geez I ought to make a standup about this :)

I often use the men's restroom when necessary. Of course if it's gross I'll just walk out-- Funny you mention this, just the other night I was at a cirque du soleil show and there was an enormous line to the women's bathroom, maybe 100 women, and 5 in the men's line -- the lines were right next to each other -- i got in the men's line, some women laughed and the guys thought it was funny as well -- and then within 5 minutes -- girls had formed behind me -- we turned both lines into unisex bathrooms (they were just portable "restrooms"). Anyway -- i think it's a great idea -- and you should make it a habit- might even meet your future wife..

A while back I was at the Magnolia on S. Congress and every damn time I tried to go to the men's room, someone was in there.

I sat and waited at least twice, but I wanted to actually be able to converse with my dad over the meal, so I gave up after a while both times.

When I finally went back just as someone was coming out and someone else (who had been waiting) went in, I waited (again) and then gave up and used the ladies'.

My point is, these are single-person restrooms. WHY did I have any compunction about using the ladies' in the first place??

We're so conditioned.

I say break free!!

Ya know as gross as the men's room can be, I had a job as a janitor one summer freshman year at a mall and I found 9 times outta 10 the girls bathroom was way grosser than the mens. Mainly because it seemed like some girls don't think its necessary to throw away their feminine products. So as gross as the men's room can be, the girls can be an eye-opener into a side of women most men don't wanna know.

I really gotta stop reading this while I eat breakfast...

Two words: Grand Unified Restroom Theory