Do you even wonder where these acronyms come from? Who starts them? Is there a secret cave full of the movers and shakers of the internet world who spend all day trying to come up with the next 'lol'?
Well, wonder no more, my feathered friend. This is the story of 'np'.
Our tale begins more than ten years ago, around 1995 or so. AOL was popular, the web wasn't so popular, porn was just as popular as it's always been.
I, unfortunately , was not popular. A good deal of my time was spent behind a computer screen, much like it is today. Now I spend my time aligned with noble causes such as writing this blog and checking my e-mail, but back then it wasn't so innocent.
I was deep in the warez scene.
Warez is pirated software, and my hobby was trading it. It was kind of ridiculous, actually. I wouldn't use most of the software I donwloaded, I would just trade it with someone else. Back then there was no Bearshare or Limewire or BitTorrent, so if you wanted a file you had to find someone who had it, and then trade with them one on one. Over the state of the art 28.8kbps modems we all had, this was a bit of a task.
Here's how a typical interaction might take place :
<tynan> Hey, does anyone have Sim Penguin?
<l337dud3> yeah, i have it. do u have Barbie Makeover?
<tynan> Of course I do. You send first.
Now, here l337dud3 would start directly sending me Sim Penguin. This could take hours and hours. When it finished, I would start sending him Barbie Makeover. Pay attention, because here's the action:
There are two things you need to realize here - first, no one EVER said "np". It wasn't in the lexicon back then. Everyone said "you're welcome" or "no problem". Really, acronyms weren't even that popular back then. People were more into substituting numbers for letters. There were a few basics : lol, thx, imho, but not much beyond that.
Also, I was high up in the warez scene. I was a member of some major organizations and a moderator on the biggest chat channel for this stuff. That meant that I had an audience.
The warez scene, in conjunction with the hacker scene which it shares a lot of members with, is where most, if not all of these sorts of chat abnormalities come from. The members of these groups represent the bleeding edge of technology and also the most time logged online. Or at least they used to. Slowly you'd see things they said trickle down into the general population of 40 year olds posing as 16 year old girls on AOL... and others, of course.
Many trades would go down each day, so there were a lot of repeats of the above conversation. One day I was feeling rather spunky, and somewhat lazy, so I switched up the conversation. It went a little something like this :
<l337dud3> what does that mean?
I know the conversation seems belabored and made up, but I distinctly remember him asking me what it meant. I told him it stood for "no problem". I decided that I like "np" and was going to keep saying it. For a month or maybe two, almost everyone asked what it meant. I guess people figured it out after a while, because eventually they stopped asking me. Then all of a sudden someone said it to ME one day. I was shocked, because I knew that I was the only person who said it. In the next month or two after that, EVERYONE was saying it. Soon it was part of the vocabulary of every slightly rebellious teenager on the internet. A new acronym was born.
What proof do I have? None, unfortunately. This is very unfortunate, because very few people believe me. My ex believed me, but I don't think she cared. Also, she wasn't really into computers and probably had no idea what I was talking about. I don't actually think I'm the first person in history to use the abbreviation "np". That would be ridiculous.
I am, however, certain that I came up with the idea independently and was responsible for popularizing it in the most influential chatting community at the time. And I'm also certain that it became mainstream shortly after that.
Does this all matter? Maybe not, but I care. I actually feel a slight bit of pride every time someone says "np" to me. I think it's really fascinating to think about how the word was passed from one person to another and ten years later it gets back to me.
For those who are noting that they had an original though at the same time someone else had the same thought, this isn't uncommon.
For instance, Newton and Leibniz both independently invented calculus. Just think about that, calculus isn't just taking the first letter of a common phrase, so it's very likely multiple people independently thought of np.
And despite the blind-us-with-science gibberish about monkeys, you're right to a degree. There is a school of thought that says everything importat was little more than a product of the culture of the time. If Einstein hadn't thought about Relativity (and that) first, someone was bound to, and very soon. No disrespect to Einstein
All language use is creative. Everything we do is creative, even the thigs you wouldn't have thought were. Breaking down that Lego house? The first step in building a train. Turning the radio on? Five minutes away from picking up the guitar.
Haha, I like it. (your reply) I am totally jealous of you; no doubt in that. I don't know though, you claim to be the most interesting person in the world, I may have you beat. The thing is, you have a successful blog on your life, where I do not, so I guess you win in that aspect.
It's funny because I remember using "Np" when no one else did too, I thought I invented it, it was an origonal thought that I used, and it probably was an origonal when you used it, but im sure there are many people that just thought it up, I do not think that you can claim soul responsibility for this, your just being silly. Although I do belive that you started to use it not influenced by other people; as did I. Stop being so hot headed and realize that you might not affect the internet scene as much as you think you do.
This is a continuation of the story, How I Became a Famous Pickup Artist Part 1. If you haven't read that already, you should do so before reading this article.
Papa was notorious for being in contact with everyone in the pickup scene. I couldn't blame him, either - he was the business side of "Real Social Dynamics", a company that taught seminars and workshops to aspiring players. Not surprisingly, he was the only person at the seminar that I knew.
In order to extract every last precious second out of my experience, I had gotten on the earliest flight to Chicago that I could book. I called Papa when I arrived at the hotel at 10am. I could hardly make out his voice. He'd been out in the clubs until very late and was still sleeping.
At approximately 9:30 am, on December 2nd 1995, a body was found hanging from a high branch of a tree in the local wood. The only witness to the events surrounding the body was a young girl around the age of nine, who had entered the wood that morning to play. The following is a mostly unaltered transcript of the conversation between the young girl and local police about a hour after the body was discovered.
“Please state your name.”
(Her name has been withheld for the sake of anonymity)
“Now, I want you to tell us what you saw when you entered the woods this morning.”
“I saw a man.”