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How I Became a Famous Pickup Artist : Part 2

This is a continuation of the story, How I Became a Famous Pickup Artist Part 1. If you haven't read that already, you should do so before reading this article.

Papa was notorious for being in contact with everyone in the pickup scene. I couldn't blame him, either - he was the business side of "Real Social Dynamics", a company that taught seminars and workshops to aspiring players. Not surprisingly, he was the only person at the seminar that I knew.

In order to extract every last precious second out of my experience, I had gotten on the earliest flight to Chicago that I could book. I called Papa when I arrived at the hotel at 10am. I could hardly make out his voice. He'd been out in the clubs until very late and was still sleeping.

The Woods 3 "The Hanging Body"

On Wellington Street

At approximately 9:30 am, on December 2nd 1995, a body was found hanging from a high branch of a tree in the local wood. The only witness to the events surrounding the body was a young girl around the age of nine, who had entered the wood that morning to play. The following is a mostly unaltered transcript of the conversation between the young girl and local police about a hour after the body was discovered.

“Please state your name.”

(Her name has been withheld for the sake of anonymity)

“Now, I want you to tell us what you saw when you entered the woods this morning.”

“I saw a man.”

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