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The Infamous Ghetto Indoor Pool

So I'm trying to be a good little blogger and update this puppy every day. I've got two hours left before it's tomorrow and I don't have the picture I need to do the update I want, so we're going into the vault.

A couple years ago I put the biggest above ground pool I could find in my living room. The pictures were posted to a bunch of those link collecting sites and almost 7000 people saw the pictures the first day. Every year or so they are rediscovered and they get a ton of hits. However, I've never publicly told the story of the pool and why I did it. Avast!

One day my friend Crystal sends me an IM. Here's a dramatic rendition of the event :

The Woods 3 "The Hanging Body"

On Wellington Street

At approximately 9:30 am, on December 2nd 1995, a body was found hanging from a high branch of a tree in the local wood. The only witness to the events surrounding the body was a young girl around the age of nine, who had entered the wood that morning to play. The following is a mostly unaltered transcript of the conversation between the young girl and local police about a hour after the body was discovered.

“Please state your name.”

(Her name has been withheld for the sake of anonymity)

“Now, I want you to tell us what you saw when you entered the woods this morning.”

“I saw a man.”

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