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I've Got My Pockets Jammed With Jeffersons (and other updates)

My friend Jonah decided that he was going to break off his long standing relationship with the more common bills and use two dollar bills as the primary fodder in his wallet. I thought it was ingenious. Here's why:

I never like copying people's quirks, but this one is too good. I told him that I wanted to copy it, but whenever anyone remarked how cool it was, I would give him credit. He agreed.

I went to the bank yesterday and as I was leaving, I remembered that I wanted to get some deuces (oh, did I mention how cool all the nicknames are for them?). They had just gotten a shipment in, so I got my hands on a freshly minted stack of 100 sequentially numbered two dollar bills. Thanks for the idea, Jonah!

Let's try it one more time.

On The Wicked Boar

So, I met a guy.

Actually, he's been my friend for a little while but i just recently realised he likes me. I care for him to, obviously, he's my friend for a reason, but I love his attention you know? I mean I have been heart broken 3 times in the past 3 years, and each time it gets worse, but I guess I'm getting a little lonely.

I love infatuation, but I hate goodbyes. I'm very confused, I don't know if I'm just leading him on cause I can, or if I really want to try.

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