Read Next

How I Became a Famous Pickup Artist : Part 1

As far as I was concerned, she was perfect. She was at least as smart as I was, was a dancer and had the body to prove it, and had a smile that could disarm the national guard. Let's call her Julie.

So, like an earthworm stalking it's prey, I put my usual game on her. Since my last flowchart was so popular, I've made another one to show you how I dealt with the ladies back then:

Nedless to say, things went slowly. We hung out nearly every day for the last couple months of our Senior year summer vacation. Like many guys, I was totally oblivious to her attraction for me. One morning Julie came over really early while I was still sleeping, and squeezed into my twin bed with me. I woke up, and assumed that she must be tired - it didn't even occur to me that she might like me. Finally on the last week of that vacation she said to me,

Jealousy anyone?

On The Life Of An Ordinary Teenager

I truly need to figure things out. I went to a six flags park today, it was my field trip. I had so much fun with Finn and a bunch of other people. With what i just lived, i learned that, don't worry too much. Things will happen the way they were meant to be.

I sat alone in the morning and when i got there, i walked straight to the entrance to find Finn. Thank god, i found him and spent the whole day with him. The bad part is, i sort of have a tiny crush on him. He was so nice and we were getting along so well... and he looked really cute. I just feel jealous of the relationship he has with this girl named Amber. She is good friends with him and i noticed things that happened today.

When i got to the entrance, me and Finn found everyone. Zane, Brian, Emma, Amber and Oscar. Now Amber has a crush on Zane and i seriously don't know why but oh well. After a few minutes, me and Finn were walking faster and faster and then suddenly, we lost the group. So we went on two rides and then we were with this guy in our class, Jonathan. He didn't want to do any of the big rides so eventually we left him. We didn't leave him by himself but he went with our other friends who wanted to do the same boring rides. Finn was being so nice to Jonathan and i really liked that about him.

We did all the scary, big rides together and had so much fun i was in the zone! But then, we found the group and i honestly didn't want to be with them because then i couldn't get closer to Finn. So we were waiting in line for this ride, and Finn asks me why i'm calm and not talking. I answer well these guys aren't really my friends and i don't know them. Later on, the guys ( not Finn ) were all over Amber and then she said, in a joke kind of voice, am i pretty? Then Finn in a joke voice said yes. Then he asked me if i was pretty. I said i don't know. He then replied, " Well i think you're very pretty, very pretty. " . I was freaking on inside because Amber is this thin gorgeous girl and he thinks fat Jane is pretty. Then he was telling me about his older sister and told me that she likes nails and makeup. After, i said that me and her would get along because i love beauty related things, he starred at me for like two minutes and i don't know why.

As time went by, i found my friend Olivia who was alone. So i asked her if she wanted to come with us and said yes. After a couple rides, i saw that Finn was having fun with the others and not with me anymore. He was doing rides with Amber and kind of forgetting about me. Me and Olivia left the group and ate pizza on a bench. It was the best pizza i've had in a long long time. I am attracted to Finn but i feel like he's attracted to Amber.

Rendering New Theme...