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How I Became a Famous Pickup Artist : Part 1

As far as I was concerned, she was perfect. She was at least as smart as I was, was a dancer and had the body to prove it, and had a smile that could disarm the national guard. Let's call her Julie.

So, like an earthworm stalking it's prey, I put my usual game on her. Since my last flowchart was so popular, I've made another one to show you how I dealt with the ladies back then:

Nedless to say, things went slowly. We hung out nearly every day for the last couple months of our Senior year summer vacation. Like many guys, I was totally oblivious to her attraction for me. One morning Julie came over really early while I was still sleeping, and squeezed into my twin bed with me. I woke up, and assumed that she must be tired - it didn't even occur to me that she might like me. Finally on the last week of that vacation she said to me,

Girls and girls and wow girls

On Shut Up and Take My Hand

Wow girls. Wow. Just chill. Seriously. Oh and by the way, while reading this post, it may be best to just think of me as like...gender fluid or something ._. Cuz that might help haha XD

Ok so yesterday I went out to a party with a couple of my friends, just chilled, played games, ate pizza, nothing too interesting. Normally I spend most of my time (out of school, considering I go to an all girls' school ._.) with guys, so I guess spending time just sitting down and talking with girls my age put some thoughts into perspective.

Its not that I don't spend time with girls, I guess its more that I don't talk to them as much? So the thoughts and viewpoints most common to me are that of my male friends. It was the first time in ages that I talked about errr...stereotypically girly topics? Ok wait, just to point out I'm going to be pretty sexist generalizing all female behaviour but its only me looking at stereotypes and the behaviour of the girls around me, not anyone else okies~ so please don't go getting offended :)

One of the games we played was Paranoia, not a very interesting game in its essence but it can be really funny depending on how you play it and we ended up playing for maybe a good hour or so and it was hilarious so I had a great time~ but its basically based around judging other people or creating an image or opinion of them. Not saying that's wrong but hmmm only ever played that with girls, and from what I've seen anyways, guys just aren't as bothered about other people's opinions of them.

It was pretty interesting though that said, funny to see what people think of me :3

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