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Chain Recovered! (And Other Updates)
That girl who I accused of having the chain DID steal it. Even though I suspected her, I was shocked. What a bitch. Anyway, she is giving it back. But… I wanted to wear the chain for Krunkeoke last night, so I bought a new one. Jonah and I are going to get on the…
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How I Became a Famous Pickup Artist : Part 1
As far as I was concerned, she was perfect. She was at least as smart as I was, was a dancer and had the body to prove it, and had a smile that could disarm the national guard. Let’s call her Julie. So, like an earthworm stalking it’s prey, I put my usual game on…
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Consider, Commit, Lock
People often comment that I have a lot of discipline. Even if you go through some comments on posts in this blog, you’ll see people saying that. I even agree with them – I’ve been working this polyphasic thing for over two months now! Very few nights have gone by that haven’t involved an intense…
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Polyphasic Upgrade / Update
Before I went to Massachusetts, things were peachy. I did 4 days with only one hour of oversleeping. Then during Massachusetts I did rather poorly, but still not too bad. When I got back I was settling back into my polyphasic/gangsta lifestyle, but that got interrupted for my trip to Vegas. And Vegas, surprisingly, wasn’t…
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The Mystery of the Chain
Ok. I know I put this same picture up a couple days ago – but there’s a reason. Someone STOLE my chain last night. I am incapable of taking another picture with the chain now. Here’s how the caper went down : A friend of mine was having a birthday party. Because it was important…
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Triple Monitors : Why Going out of Business is Fun
Want to know what the best part of your business coming to a screeching halt is? LOOTING. I had a very successful business for 6 years that I recently stopped. It was good money, but was a lot of stress and not particularly rewarding. I had several state of the art computers at the office,…
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The Infamous Ghetto Indoor Pool
So I’m trying to be a good little blogger and update this puppy every day. I’ve got two hours left before it’s tomorrow and I don’t have the picture I need to do the update I want, so we’re going into the vault. A couple years ago I put the biggest above ground pool I…
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Pictures of the Luxor Penthouse
As I wrote in a previous article, I stayed for a few days in the Luxor Penthouse Suite. It’s available only to high rollers and is about 4800 sqft. Because I had previously always wanted to see the inside of one of these suites, I took a few minutes and snapped some pictures for you.…
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The World’s Most Expensive Manicure
As some of you may know, I paint my nails silver. Why? Everyone always asks, but the real answer is just because I think it’s cool. When I read this article about platinum nailpolish I was really excited. The polish is called “I do” by Essie.One of my favorite things is excess, so I figured…
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Polyphasic Sleeping in Paradise
I’m wearing an offensively soft egyptian terry cotton robe right now. I just got out of the solid marble steam room that’s in my bathroom. Before that I was soaking with some lavender sea salts in the raised jacuzzi tub, also off my bedroom. Before that I was having my ass kissed by a variety…
