• The Awesome Card

    I’m sick of being treated like an idiot. Last weekend I rented a boat with some friends, and we were forced to sit through a 15 minute talk about boat safety. It was boring and slightly condescending, but tolerable. After the talk I asked if I’d have to listen to it again if I rented…

  • My Stalker Is Awesome

    My Stalker Is Awesome

    I don’t know if most people would want a stalker or not, but I have one and I think it’s great. Technically she may be more of a secret admirer, but I don’t have any proof that she admires me, and I do have proof that she’s crafty enough to find my addresses. There’s also…

  • Interview at Bipolar Nation

    I’ve got a lot of good stories coming up, just not much time and no good internet connection (on purpose). For now, you can read my recent interview at Bipolar Nation. I have another interview coming up at Sole Goal. In other news, my stalker wrote me another letter. I’ll scan it and write about…

  • Three Dollars

    It’s 6am and a couple friends and I walk out of my building to get some food. Katz’ deli gives half price food to pedicab drivers like my friend Aaron, and I can’t turn down a deal. As we walk across the street we see a shady looking fellow walking near where we’re parked. Hopefully…

  • Color Guard

    High school is nearing its final semester and I need a P.E. credit. Actually I need two P.E. credits. If you’ve ever taken the time to admire my physique, it may surprise you to hear that my high school career is lacking in the Physical Education department. Suspend your disbelief for a moment. I sign…

  • Hanging Out With Tynan’s Angels

    Ok, so I hung out with Cristina and Evan the other night and wrote about it, but not here. To read of our magical adventures, go to Tynan’s Angels, which is the greatest site in the land, other than perhaps this site.

  • The Chauffeur

    The road to Reno stretches far ahead of us, but we all wish it is even further away then it is. I glance back. Style is working on his book, The Game. Every once in a while he reads a sentence to get some feedback. I’m sitting on the side bench staring through the darkly…

  • Here, Fishy Fishy

    Usually I come to this page with an idea of something to write about. Not today. This will probably be one of those random posts with little bits of everything in it. Have you ever noticed that my first paragraph is always long enough to make that drop cap thing on the left look right?…

  • The Student Discount

    I always help myself to the student discount when available. Sure, I don’t actually go to school, but I still have my UT ID, and I’d argue that I learn more on a regular basis than most college students. Before today I’d never had any problem using my ID. I’m sitting at a poker table…

  • Midyear Madness

    On my fancy Treo 700 I have a little plugin that shows my daily todo list and calendar entries below my programs. I have to do this because otherwise I never really notice the things I write there, and thus don’t do them. I use the todo list a lot, but the calendar is basically…