Tucker max fans have that effect on me. Go read the message board, it makes me cringe to read posts by guys that admire him. It’s just awkward.

No way man, way more fun to tell him how stupid he is. He’s going to come back here, and get even more pissed off. What else is the internet for?

I’m sure you do. I’m sure Tucker Max paid him to write this article. Your calling out two people who you don’t even know, and probably only read about in an article on a clusterfuck gossip rag like Gawker.

Idiot.

“no discenable talent?”

Tucker Max is definitely not my hero. Yeah, he gets laid way more than me, but I don’t aspire to be him. I don’t drink, I have a family that I love and cherish, and a job I like. I wouldn’t trade my lifestyle for his no matter how much he makes or how many movies he’s made. I don’t like him as a character, and he called me a moron on his message board more than once…

…but goddamnit his writing is great! I have read his book about twenty times (the pages are all yellow and ribbed now) and I still haven’t gotten tired of it. It’s not high literature, I know, but it’s something I like to read over and over. It doesn’t tire me, i makes me laugh, it lifts my spirit, it reminded me through some tough periods of my life that life is wonderful and strange.

Seriously, no other book has had that effect on me, and I read LOTS of books including ones written by Terry Pratchett, John Grisham, J.K. Rowling (yeah, I’m a Potter fan, shoot me),Stephen King, Stephen Hawking, and Richard Dawkins. No other book has made me related to the author and his friends (particularly Slingblade, who, I am glad to hear, pay a huge part in the upcoming movie) in such a way.

Call Tucker Max whatever you like. What you can’t call him is untalented. If anything, he has a huge talent of projecting his persona in writing and entertaining people with it. You have to respect that.

OK, enough ranting, my wife wants some lovin’.

*I assume that any person who takes the time to write to a pickup artist’s comment section accusing him of bribery, just because they don’t like the fact that he praised a huge asshole, albeit a hilarious one, who is making a movie/money, and thus achieving much more in life than them has:

(a)A frigidly cold vagina
(b)A huge chip on her shoulder
(c)A bitchy attitude.
(d)Venomous Jealousy

“no discenable talent?”

Tucker Max is definitely not my hero. Yeah, he gets laid way more than me, but I don’t aspire to be him. I don’t drink, I have a family that I love and cherish, and a job I like. I wouldn’t trade my lifestyle for his no matter how much he makes or how many movies he’s made. I don’t like him as a character, and he called me a moron on his message board more than once…

…but goddamnit his writing is great! I have read his book about twenty times (the pages are all yellow and ribbed now) and I still haven’t gotten tired of it. It’s not high literature, I know, but it’s something I like to read over and over. It doesn’t tire me, i makes me laugh, it lifts my spirit, it reminded me through some tough periods of my life that life is wonderful and strange.

Seriously, no other book has had that effect on me, and I read LOTS of books including ones written by Terry Pratchett, John Grisham, J.K. Rowling (yeah, I’m a Potter fan, shoot me),Stephen King, Stephen Hawking, and Richard Dawkins. No other book has made me related to the author and his friends (particularly Slingblade, who, I am glad to hear, pay a huge part in the upcoming movie) in such a way.

Call Tucker Max whatever you like. What you can’t call him is untalented. If anything, he has a huge talent of projecting his persona in writing and entertaining people with it. You have to respect that.

OK, enough ranting, my wife wants some lovin’.

*I assume that any person who takes the time to write to a pickup artist’s comment section accusing him of bribery, just because they don’t like the fact that he praised a huge asshole, albeit a hilarious one, who is making a movie/money, and thus achieving much more in life than them has:

(a)A frigidly cold vagina
(b)A huge chip on her shoulder
(c)A bitchy attitude.
(d)Venomous Jealousy