Lying

I used to lie a lot when I was a kid. I wasn’t intent on deceiving people, but for some reason I would just tell made up stories. They weren’t even fantastic stories, they were just things that hadn’t happened. I really have no idea why I did it.

One day I was hanging out with my friend Ryan and his family. We had just gone to a movie and were driving back to his house. Right as we were driving down his street I told a story to everyone in the car. I don’t remember the story, but I remember it had something to do with cabinets. Hey, it was a long time ago.

Ryan’s mother innocently asked a question that began with, “Wait… if you did that, then how could you have…”

I was busted. The story was completely fabricated and everyone knew it. Worse, it wasn’t even impressive. I had lied about some mundane every day story. I was mortally embarrassed. Everyone could sense my embarrassment and took it as a sign to keep quiet. That was worse.

I think that day was a turning point for me, even though I was only in middle school. I stopped lying. Seared into my brain was the idea that lying equaled immeasurable humiliation. Telling the truth couldn’t possibly be worse than that.

Since then I have a more mature philosophy on lying. I do it all the time. Just kidding. Here’s why not to lie :

  1. Lying is a huge indicator of low self esteem. Why not only do things that you’re proud of? If you’re proud of something, why not tell people about it? People who lie are embarrassed by the truth, so they are forced to make something up. When I catch people lying I’m not really offended, I just feel bad.
  2. Lying is stressful. Is he going to find out? Does she secretly know the truth? Which version of the story did I tell Bob? Do you really need this sort of baggage running through your mind all the time? I don’t.
  3. People know when you’re lying, and they don’t like liars. Look – I know when someone is lying. I will act as though I don’t know (because is a confrontation REALLY going to stop that person from lying?), but I think way less of that person. If you lie once and the person knows, they will assume you’re lying about EVERYTHING. There’s really no such thing as a white lie, because if it’s discovered you won’t get any credit for true things you say down the road!
  4. Telling the truth ALWAYS works. There have been SO many times where I’ve wanted to lie and I’ve mustered the courage to just blurt out the truth. Every single time it’s felt great and been the right thing to do.

I’m totally not perfect, so I guess I do lie once in a while. I’m sure you’ve read about that ONE time. My lies are tiny ones, though. The other day I told my mom I was farther along building her web page than I was. I felt bad about it. Then the next day I spent a lot of time and built the whole thing. Still, I should have just told her the truth.

Some people make up insane lies that I can’t fathom. I’ve seen people construct HUGE elaborate lies that they have to keep up on a daily basis so that people don’t figure out the truth. One girl (no, not the one in my story) even pretended to be pregnant to try to keep her boyfriend. She was a total wreck and eventually alienated all of her friends when they found out about her lies.

I get accused of lying about my stories pretty often. I hope that this is because my stories are fantastic, not because I seem like a liar!

Sometimes you can be put in awkward situations, though. For example, let’s say that Sally told me that she’s going to dump Bill. Bill then says “Hey, do you think Sally is going to dump me?”

What should you do?

I would lie and pretend that I didn’t know. As far as I’m concerned, if someone tells me something and tells me not to tell anyone, I didn’t hear it. I don’t think lying is a great option, but I think it’s the most fair to everyone involved. Also, I would be lying to sally if I told her secret to Bill.

How about if a guy says, “Hey do you like my painting?” about his ugly painting?

There’s a lot of incentive to lie here, but there’s no good reason to. I would say “Honestly, not really. I’m not any sort of art critic, but it doesn’t appeal to me.” I’ve never seen someone who doesn’t appreciate this sort of honesty. If he asks, I might give him some more detailed feedback that he could use later. If he paints a better one and I say, “Ooh, I like this one,” then he knows that I’m telling the truth .

If you lie, be honest with yourself (or is that a catch-22?) and examine why you lie. Is it REALLY the best thing to be doing? Maybe give total honesty a try for 30 days and see where it gets you. It can be scary, but it’s worth it.


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10 responses to “Lying”

  1. DarkSociologist Avatar
    DarkSociologist

    Reminds me of a story that I read about this guy whose ex-girlfriend was pregnant and threatneing to sue him for paternity. The only problem was that he had a vesectomy a year before he met her. :O

  2. asfdlj Avatar
    asfdlj

    Remember although, absolute truth doesn’t mean an absolute lact of tact! You can still omit saying anything if no one asks you, and you can blunt or you can be tactful. You can even do what the jain’s do, which is absolute silence if you confronted with something you should not say.

  3. Sir Turj Avatar
    Sir Turj

    I think the main difference in lies is who the lie serves. If you lie to save yourself, it’s cowardly, but if you lie to save someone else or to create a greater good than the truth would, it’s kind of noble.

    asfdlj brings up a great point. Tact can make all the difference in the world and may explain some of Tynan’s success with his truth telling. He can probably put it in a gentle, clever, heartfelt way that leaves both parties feeling no ill.

  4. Donovan Avatar
    Donovan

    Lying is overrated. It’s always better to tell the tactful truth.

  5. Ben Avatar
    Ben

    In all serious interactions the truth works, yeah.

    When you’re with your friends, it’s sometimes funny to make something up that’s so blatantly over the top ridiculous it is obviously a lie, then keep it up. For example, my claim that I’d spent the weekend defending a village from fire ants in Antigua… To this day I still insist that’s what I was doing. Stupid I know, but what you can do with friends you can’t do with acquaintances or strangers.

    I’d also throw in the idea that slightly bending the truth with a story to make it better, funnier, cooler is also acceptable, so long as you’re not changing the big picture at all or making anyone else look bad. I’ll often throw in a little detail into a story that didn’t happen but makes it much funnier. I don’t feel bad about this, because it’s unimportant and has helped to entertain people.

    I had a friend who told a little white lie when drunk, which eventually snowballed out of control into some massively amazing live-altering story because he kept adding to it whenever he’d had a few beers. He ended up having to tell everyone he knew that he was making it up all along. It was funny when we found out, but a bit stupid.

  6. chris Avatar
    chris

    Sh*t.. did sally really tell you that??

    i cant beleive it, i know things have been bad, but… oh man, i cant believe she is gonna dump me!

  7. Tynan Avatar
    Tynan

    Sorry Bill…. hate to be the bearer of bad news.

    Tynan

  8. SS Avatar
    SS

    I agree to a certain extent that lies do not help the person while white lies are good if there is no point in hurting someones feelings. My current boyfriend makes little lies as a “joke” that puts me down. I am not sure why he does it other than it makes a better story to laugh at rather than the sensible, nice girlfriend he has thats not doing anything newsworthy. We are having a chat tonight…

  9. Ashish Avatar
    Ashish

    Maybe your brain is just wired differently: http://www.usc.edu/uscnews/stories/11655.html

  10. Talkman Avatar
    Talkman

    Lying is a also the start of a career in telling stories, writing, blogging and becoming an author.I think.

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