hide

Read Next

Tazeroke!

Every Wednesday Doug (a.k.a. DJ Doug) and I host Karaoke at a club called Firehouse Lounge in Austin, TX. The main reason I do it is because I love doing gangsta rap songs at Karaoke, and if I'm a host I get to sing more. Plus all of our friends come, so it's a really fun little event.

But last week was more fun than usual.

When I found out that my friend Elisia had a police taser, I immediately went to work trying to think of a good use for it. After a short while, Taseroke was born. The premise was simple - two people would sing a song of their own choosing and whoever the crowd thought did worse would get tased mercilessly by me.

This is better than alchemy

On I @ Farizal

Have you heard the stories about Alchemy? Alchemy

is basically taking an object and turning it into gold.

In medieval times chemists would try to discover ways

to turn any piece of matter into gold.

Obviously this never worked out.

Rendering New Theme...