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Lying

I used to lie a lot when I was a kid. I wasn't intent on deceiving people, but for some reason I would just tell made up stories. They weren't even fantastic stories, they were just things that hadn't happened. I really have no idea why I did it.

One day I was hanging out with my friend Ryan and his family. We had just gone to a movie and were driving back to his house. Right as we were driving down his street I told a story to everyone in the car. I don't remember the story, but I remember it had something to do with cabinets. Hey, it was a long time ago.

Ryan's mother innocently asked a question that began with, "Wait... if you did that, then how could you have..."

If you take life too seriously, you're not taking life seriously enough

On Linus Rylander

I said that to my brother the other day and he said it sounded like one of those awesome quotes that people put in slideshows all the time.

I agree, it sounds pretty quoteworthy.

Anyway, what it means is that life is way too short to not have fun.

People who take things really seriously... you know, the type to walk around with a bundle of sticks up their ass... people who criticize and complain... people who keep their lawn looking immaculate out of fear for what the neighbors might think... people who are bitter... people who leave moronic comments on youtube... people who think childlike behavior is immature and unprofessional (while they're the ones standing in the corner with a dour look on their face, while the "immature" person gives zero shits and is having a lot of fun doing it)...

These people say they're serious people, and are proud for it, and sneer at people they consider childish and immature.

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