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Last Night was the Worst Night Ever

I think I might have taken an extra nap. Then again, my entire night was a blur of me running circles in my house jumping on the furniture and yelling, rapping at the top of my lungs in the theater, slamming into walls by accident, trying to go on a walk outside, but walking directly into a prickly bush, and trying to clean but being unable to keep my eyes open.

I don't know how I got through that, but I''ll do it every night for a week if necessary. I'm getting this polyphasic thing no matter what.


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