Just a quick update here. At around 10am I figured I should put my old wheels on so that I can drive around today. I went out to the garage and started jacking up the car.
Then I realized that the tire isn't deflated anymore. Here's a recap :
1. Tire goes totally flat a block from my house
2. I spend 20 minutes filling it up and getting it to around 25psi
3. I pull into a supermarket and by the time I'm done buying a pizza of death, it's totally deflated again.
4. I drive to the nearby gas station and fill it up to 30psi
5. I drive home and it looks to be lower than at the gas station and is still making a hissing noise.
7. This morning it is at 30psi and looks fine.
My best guess is that 6 is "Midget ninjas replace tire, fill it up, slay my enemies, and then hide in the woodwork to watch my look of surprise when the tire is fine".
So now I don't know what to do. I kinda want my old tires back because the ride is so much smoother and they never go flat. Also I have 5 of those, but only 4 of my 19" ones. On the rare occasion that something goes wrong with my tires (*cough*), it's nice to have a spare. The 19" wheels are also worth a lot of money, so I could sell them.
On the other hand, the 19" wheels make the ladies swoon [note: this is a totally unverified claim], the tires on them are apparently monitored by ninja midgets, and choosing to keep these wheels means that I don't have to do anything right now. The car really does look better with them, though.
Unfortunately all of the pros for putting the old tires on are legitimate, whereas I made up every single one of the claims for the bigger wheels. I guess that means it's garage time. :( Goodbye big shiny wheels! If my car was clean I would take pictures, but it's not. It's filthy. Ooh! I will wash my car today too. Then I will show you pictures of the old wheels.
I'm glad you backed down on the "make the ladies swoon" comment. Otherwise, I would've had to call you out on it. Although I suppose 19" wheels might impress *some* gals, if you're truly in the market for a high-quality chickie (read: intelligent), you're not likely to catch her with those pimpin' wheels. Quite the contrary. We generally laugh, or want to cry, depending upon our mood at the time, when we see otherwise nice guys wasting time and money on 'pimping their ride.'
Are you sure you weren't just hallucinating from the "pizza of death" and maybe the tire never deflated the second time?
Maybe they gave you Cambodian pizza and you just didn't realize?? That would do it.
Before taking pictures of your car, make sure to take that pillow out of the back seat; it's kind of girly looking. All the fine ladies will suddenly doubt your (previously undeniable) manliness...
One of the great things about being polyphasic is that my friends are on awful sleep schedules. Some of them stay up until 7am, others wake up at 7am, so at any given time there's a good chance that I have awake friends.
This morning at 7am Hayden calls and asks if I want to do yoga with him. Of course I do. This is the hot yoga, "Bikram", which literally translated means "the most severe torture known to man that somehow hotties can handle".
I hop in my car and head to his place. Hmm. The ride seems a little rough. Not to get too sidetracked, but I thought it would be really cool if I bought 19" rims instead of the stock 16" rims. It looks fantastic, but these stupid wheels have given me nothing but trouble. Literally every single one has gone flat, they have damaged my brakes, etc.
This afternoon I say the dirtiest car I have ever seen in my life. The car was covered from top to bottom in dried mud and looked like a giant rock with wheels. I literally stopped and laughed out loud when I saw this thing sitting in the gas station parking lot. While scanning the image of this car to comprehend the reality of it, I realized that the driver of the vehicle was still siting in the vehicle looking…well, not too excited about eventually having to clean off his car. In this moment a couple of things ran through my head. 1) - How can I get a picture of this car without being so obvious to not only the driver but everyone else staring and 2) - how the hell did this car get COVERED from top to bottom in mud?
A few days after my 18th birthday I got to travel to India with a group of friends doing music for a youth conference and spent time in Bangalore and Madurai. For anyone who is familiar with Indian culture it is quite different from what you can imagine that I had experienced as a kid who spent much of my life in small town Pennsylvania. As a teenager I had had great opportunities to travel though nothing had quite prepared me for the drastic changes that I would encounter during my visit.
There were things that took some initial getting used to – not eating (or doing anything really) with your left hand which proved extremely difficult for me as…a left handed person. There was generally no toilet paper anywhere that we traveled, hotel included, and much of travel happened in a small van with no AC in 100-degree weather with a driver who fully embraced the first rule of driving in India; there are no rules. While many of these things can seem to have a negative bent it really helped me to learn more about the culture of this breathtakingly beautiful country and people.
Unfortunately there was one major downside to the entire experience – my attitude. While in India I wish that I could say I tried every food that was placed in front of me but the reality is I often skipped out on a traditional Indian meal and waited until we had gotten back to the hotel where I could dig into a stash of pop tarts that were snuck past customs. I wish that while making the 13-hour drive from Madurai to Bangalore I had taken the time to look out the window even once and marvel at the gorgeous countryside and all of the villages that we traveled through but instead I was either sleeping or complaining about the lack of AC. There are countless other examples of the opportunities I missed out on during this trip and these are things I can never get back.
So what does all of this have to do with a randomly dirty car in the middle of a gas station parking lot?