Monday - Jay-Z announces that he's doing a 7 stop tour in one day. I look for details / tickets and there are none of either to be had.
Tuesday - The first tickets start showing up. I e-mail everyone posting them, but they're always sold.
Wednesday - More tickets on craigslist / ebay. I am still e-mailing them, almost get tickets, but don't.
Thursday night - Right before I go to sleep I check for tickets again. Someone posts two for sale with her phone number. I call and it's a done deal! I have tickets. I book a flight to Chicago and arrange to stay with my friend Phil who will use the other ticket.
Then the scheming begins. Two people from each show get to go on Jay-Z's Gulfstream V jet with him afterwards. I am determined to get on there with him. I pack $4000 in cash to bribe someone to take their spot.
Saturday morning I wake up at 7 and miss the shuttle to the airport. That's ok - I'll pay for parking for Jay-Z. I drive to the airport, get on the flight and make my way to Chicago. We eat a quick lunch and head to the line.
It's 4pm, and there's already a very short line. The temperature is 45 degrees, moderately windy, and the show doesn't start until 7:15. That's ok - it's Jay-Z. Ever since he announced his (now recanted) retirement, I've been trying to get to one of his shows. The only problem is that if I'm going to be flying into another city just to see one show, I want to buy the best tickets available. None of my friends want to spend that much for a ticket.
Time passes as we chat with the people around us. Two of the girls are Asian and look suspicious. They later manage to get next to us, and ultimately they cut in front. Finally after two hours in the cold the doors open at 6pm and we hustle in. We have the choice between being in the front row all the way to the side, or second row dead center. We go to the center and wait another hour. While we wait they have a DJ playing. Now that I've had to DJ I appreciate how he transitions from one song to another. I should learn how to do that.
Right before Jay-Z is about to perform, a girl working the show walks through the moat between us and the stage looking for someone - the winner of the Jet ride. She finds her and pulls her over the moat. I didn't win! CRAP! I forgot to bribe her. This constitutes the biggest regret of my life.
Jay-Z finally comes on and the whole crowd goes crazy. He runs to the center of the stage, six feet away from me, and starts singing. The set was meticulously planned - he manages to sing all of the songs I was hoping to hear. It's only a 35 minute set, but he cuts off excess choruses, intros and outros to fit all of the hits in.
Halfway through I stop jumping around and getting into it, and start analyzing everything Jay-Z is doing. The whole crowd is jumping around against me and I'm standing in the sea of people staring. He looks at me a couple times and I imagine that he's confused.
A few things occur to me. First - he's really good. Rappers often sound weird in concert, but he sounds dead on. He also has a way of dancing / moving that makes him seem really cool. It's hard to explain, but he only makes little movements. I try to memorize how to do it.
I also notice that he doesn't seem like he actually wants to be there. He doesn't care that the crowd is there. He stops for a minute and talks over the cheering, as if he can't be bothered to accept the admiration. I get slightly offended. Maybe it's just that he's been touring for 12 hours and he's tired, or maybe he just has a super tight timeline to stick to. Even though he doesn't seem to like it, I imagine myself up there. It's a small venue, so it's not much of a stretch. It seems like it would be fun. The next day I contract one of the best rappers online to ghostwrite an album for me.
Before we leave, Sway from MTV interviews him on stage. All I hear is " ... you just have to feed off the energy of the crowd". That one comment really irks me. It was a scripted response, and a lie. He didn't feed off the energy - he ignored it and gave the response people want to hear. It's not that I expected anything different, it's just that I secretly hoped that he wasn't like that.
All that said, it was an amazing show. I'm glad to finally see Jay-Z! Here are some crappy pictures :
Thanks! Yeah, I'm probably going to end up writing it myself because the ghostwriter isn't pulling through. :/
SO the rumors are true that you're making an album. Nice! But why dont you write it yourself? As a somewhat begginner MC from a few years back I actually like a lot of your flows (the mystery song is magic lol).
Sorry you weren't able to bribe your way into Jay Z's gulfstream thingy. How about I make you an offer you can't refuse? I'll take the 4 grand and with that you can come up to DC (airfare and hotel not included) and I'll let you drive my Hyundai. Tempting, eh?
Man i really thought you would be able to be in the plane with him...but im so glad that you got to go!!!! too bad about hova though, but at least you know whats its really like. cant wait to hear all about it on thanksgiving!! ps im getting Tofurkey...you bring the Hufu? mwahaha
Ever since I can remember, I have been a huge fan of Boy Meets World. With no concept of TV guide or schedules, it was a gift from the heavens above when I would turn on the TV and see the familiar cast. For roughly as long as I was a fan of the show, I had a crush on Topanga - known as Danielle Fishel in real life.
I'm hesitant to post detailed "reports" on meeting women here. Maybe because it's too personal, maybe because it's so easy to misinterpet as mechanical, but for whatever reason I don't love the idea. However, this is a funny story that probably won't offend anyone (except one guy who I don't mind offending.)
The 2004 Pickup Artist Convention, which I had organized, was held in Los Angeles, CA. Normally I'm rather lazy about going out and meeting people. I find it very frustrating to find women I'm genuinely interested in, and the allure of talking to women for practice is much less than it was when I first got into the Pickup Artist thing.
I'm usually homeboys with the same niggas I'm rhymin' with But this is hip-hop and them niggas should know what time it is And that goes for Jermaine Cole, Big KRIT, Wale Pusha T, Meek Millz, A$AP Rocky, Drake Big Sean, Jay Electron', Tyler, Mac Miller I got love for you all but I'm tryna murder you niggas
Kendrick Lamar has made the Internet go abuzz after releasing this verse on Big Sean's "Control." Ever since publicly calling out all these rappers, hip-hop has been reenergized. It's only been a few days, but it's already solicited responses rappers like Lupe Fiasco, B.o.B., and even Iman Shumpert (yes, New York Knicks basketball player).
I love the fact that Kendrick Lamar did this. I have been growing appreciation for him the past few years, and this verse that he just dropped sky sped up that process. Now personally, I don't think he's necessarily dissing the other rappers he mentioned and badmouthing their raps. Especially due to the fact that Big Sean and Jay Electronica were on the very same track, and he has had collaborations with others (like "Fucking Problems" with A$AP Rocky). I mean, it is ironic that all the rap responses he has received are by rappers he did not mention.