So... what's the best way to get famous? Clearly, piggypacking of someone else's career. I mean, look at how Benzino dissed Eminem to get in the spotlight a couple years ago.
Kevin Federline has released an abortion of a song called "PopoZao", which features idiotic choruses and a full twenty seconds of him actually rapping. If he wasn't piggy backing off of Britney Spears, I'm pretty sure not a single person would listen to his song.
So, in an effort for me to become a famous rapper, I'm going to piggy back off of HIS "fame". It's a solid plan. I've written a song making fun of what a retard he is, particularly referencing a video that was released of him jamming out to his own song.
If you haven't seen this cinematic triumph, check out below :
Ok, when you're done wiping the feces off your screen, check out my lyrical assault : Fed Up With Kevin Federline
As I mentioned previously, my gas got turned off. I'm moving soon, so I've been getting my house ready to be sold. Part of that includes turning on the gas again so that the inspector can make sure everything's fine.
At noon a knock lands upon my door. I open it and see a towering black man standing in the doorway. He's at least six feet tall, at least four feet wide, and is wearing a hard hat. A grin spreads across his face.
"It's the LOOOOOVEEE DOCCCTORR!!" he proclaims.
Stori, the new jersey native, is a rapper/singer. She's pretty dope! She just released her debut mixtape. #BADASSDAME. Her songs have interpolations of reggae, pop and soul, in addition to R&B. Below I posted a link of an older song she did a while back called 'Jump Off to Lovers'. Check it out to get a feel for her sound!