1) Tell her you are staying in the RV while your 3 bedroom condo is being built2) Offer her a ride home, and then tell her you work for "Bangbus"3) Take a big sloppy dump and then explain how you cant flush until Tuesday4) To impress her, whip out your violin and start strumming with your penis5) Poison her6) Use some "Mystery" hypnosis
But in all seriousness, every girlfriend I ever had hated my apartment, and they also hated camping. How do you guys handle the ladies?
Some really big Octoberfests coming up in September in NYC if anyone is around. Tons of girls, beer, and preztels.
Was supposed to go to Alaska, but flying to St Maartin on sunday instead.
One of the great sacrifices of subjecting kids to school is that it trains them to ask for permission for everything, from turning in work late, to changing to a different class, to more mundane things like going to the bathroom. It's a tradeoff, of course: condition kids to seek permission for everything, and by doing so enable a system to exist where they receive an education.
Maybe that's a worthwhile tradeoff, and maybe it's not. But the real harm in it, in my opinion anyway, is that when we leave school, we're still in the habit of asking permission for everything. That's dangerous.
A manifestation of this that I come across with frequently is the questions that people send me by email. Here's a paraphrased template, which covers a good 60%+ of the emails I get from strangers:
What to Message Girls
Because SMS messaging is a fairly new concept, many of us have never been shown the secrets to texting a girl. So naturally, most guys surely blow it comes time to craft the perfect message.
Most guys misjudge the reason that a woman seems to quickly lose interest in them. One of the biggest reasons a man will lose a woman’s interest is over during the “phone game.”
Texting girls is something that any guy can learn. But it takes practice, knowledge, and the ability to recognize what kind of messaging women respond to.