1) Tell her you are staying in the RV while your 3 bedroom condo is being built2) Offer her a ride home, and then tell her you work for "Bangbus"3) Take a big sloppy dump and then explain how you cant flush until Tuesday4) To impress her, whip out your violin and start strumming with your penis5) Poison her6) Use some "Mystery" hypnosis
But in all seriousness, every girlfriend I ever had hated my apartment, and they also hated camping. How do you guys handle the ladies?
Some really big Octoberfests coming up in September in NYC if anyone is around. Tons of girls, beer, and preztels.
Was supposed to go to Alaska, but flying to St Maartin on sunday instead.