Men: tomorrow is one of the best "pickup" days of the year. So lets put down the laptop, hide the violin, and hold the conversations about solar power to Sunday. Unless you have solar powered condoms.
Tomorrow is Cinco de mayo AND the Kentucky derby. That means millions of women across the country will be downing corona's and removing clothes for beads. I am personally going to a race track in Queens, NY tomorrow to bet the races, then I am heading to an outdoor beer garden that is having a party.
My roommate is trying to get his ex-girlfriend jealous so we will shoot tons of pictures with drunk women. I will try to post some good ones on Sunday. Just saying, I'm sure Mystery is out somewhere tomorrow and you should be too.
Happy Cinco de mayo......CAPTAIN POWER!!!
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