Men: tomorrow is one of the best "pickup" days of the year. So lets put down the laptop, hide the violin, and hold the conversations about solar power to Sunday. Unless you have solar powered condoms.
Tomorrow is Cinco de mayo AND the Kentucky derby. That means millions of women across the country will be downing corona's and removing clothes for beads. I am personally going to a race track in Queens, NY tomorrow to bet the races, then I am heading to an outdoor beer garden that is having a party.
My roommate is trying to get his ex-girlfriend jealous so we will shoot tons of pictures with drunk women. I will try to post some good ones on Sunday. Just saying, I'm sure Mystery is out somewhere tomorrow and you should be too.
Happy Cinco de mayo......CAPTAIN POWER!!!
I've made it up to Maine. The RV has performed perfectly, and we're even getting 13mpg. I was expecting more like 10-11.
Here's what I've done so far:
I hung out in NY with Ross Jeffries and Jlaix, who both just happened to be in town at the same time. While I was there I had some fantastic Ethiopian food (no, it's not sand and ants like you'd guess...) as well as some NY Pizza. To stave off the inevitable comments : yes, I break my diet somewhat when I travel.
TODAY is FRIDAY!!!!!!!! if I am pretty excited, the work week is over and I have 2 days just to sit around and do absolutely nothing.
Christmas is just around the corner and I know that there are going to be a ton of parties this weekend and I will be going to as many as possible. It is time to unwind and just take things easy. Tonight, my best friend Allie, will be having this really cool pre-Christmas 80s retro party. Some people will be dressing up, but I am definitely not in the mood for that. Her parties are usually pretty fun and it is good to hear some music from my childhood, instead of the crap that they play on the radio.
I have my cousin's wedding to attend to tomorrow and that in itself should be pretty interesting. It is out of town and while it is a bit far, it is a good opportunity to see her getting hitched and making a woman of herself. I know I am definitely looking forward to eat and some of that cake, as she has been talking about it all week and the design is absolutely awesome.
Hopefully I can leave the wedding a bit early, as there is another party that they are having at this club in town. This is a party to be seen at and it already have my outfit ready for that day.
Sunday, I am just going to sleep all day. Sleep is important to me (smile), so best believe I am going to be doing as much of it as possible.